howdy neighbor

oof and yikes

[nailpolishemoji]

I wanna be a tiny person that lives on plants

[ohhannadun]

so a who. you wanna be a who.

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[delug-e-deactivated20181001]

when someone asks me what’s wrong

[done]

[monsieurrobot]

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[perks-of-being-chinese]

me: man i love people maybe i'm not as introverted as i thought, i can be around people forever

me exactly one hour later: no

[somaddicouldscream]

My last two brain cells when I start a new daydream plot

[prominent-nipple]

[phoebusbridgers]

[ufomism]

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[hotgirlmeg]

Can thanos just like…eat a snickers…

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[cosmog]

take a chill pill, your honor

[lazykido]

*puts on cool socks* Ok ready to go