Unfriendly reminder that if you're displeased with a piece of fanfiction your courses of action are:
Read something else
Bitch PRIVATELY to friends
Write your own take on the premise (strongly recommend!)
All of the above
Under no circumstances should you try to "politely" critique the author who put the story up as a hobby. For free. Especially if the story in question is multiple years old. Ao3 is not Goodreads
Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.
As eating the fruit of the dead will condemn you to the underworld, the opposite is also true. I guard the orchard by the cemetery from souls stubborn enough to claw their way back, for a bite of permanent undeath.
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
All supervillains share one unbreakable rule: never seriously harm children or teenagers, whether they are heroes or sidekicks. Today, a rookie villain broke that rule and will have to face the consequences.
If Neil Gaiman shows his face on tumblr again we all have an obligation to bully him out of here with rocks
And I’m sorry if this is how you had to find out he’s on an “apology” tour (denying everything) and promoting a new book that we are all going to very loudly ignore
When I was in college, my Creative Nonfiction professor would regularly have us do something she called "hotspotting" (she didn't know that this was already a term tbc) with our rough drafts. Basically, hotspotting is when you look at your draft and pick out your favorite sentence, or one of your favorite sentences--one that you're really proud of--and write it down in a blank sheet in a notebook. Not a new document, a physical notebook. (You are not allowed to use technology for hotspotting.) And then you set a timer for however long--like maybe ten to twenty minutes--and you elaborate. You treat that one sentence as if it's the opening sentence to a new draft, and you write from there, until the timer is up.
It sounds like a gimmick, but honestly, some of my best writing in that class came from hotspotting. Usually, the sentence you consider the "best" is the one that really gets to the heart of something you're trying to convey. In a rough draft, it tends to be that you're fumbling around a bit before you really hit on the heart of things. So with hotspotting, you're starting from a less fumbly place, which means you're able to dig into your subject in a much deeper and more precise way. It makes you feel like a surgeon, a little bit.
So I do recommend trying it, even just for fun, even if you think the rough draft you have is already good. You might surprise yourself with what you come up with! :)
a lot of books in the Valdemar series by Mercedes Lackey show the young Heralds as students at school
Nsibidi Scripts series (Akata Witch/Warrior/Woman) by Nnedi Okorafor (highly recommend)
Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett is about Esk who inherited a wizards staff even tho she's a girl. it's an odd one tho, ngl.
the ones below are teacher and apprentice stories rather than off to a school to learn with the masses.
Master of the Five Magics by Lyndon Hardy (is old so might be showing its age)
the Mancer books by Don Callander (Pyromancer, Aquamancer, Aeromancer, Geomancer, Marbleheart) might be hard to find but they were cute.
And the Tiffany Aching quintet by Terry Pratchett starting with the Wee Free Men, which has Tiffany being apprenticed with different witches after a big adventure to save her baby brother. (love these books)
The Enchanted Forest series by Patricia C Wrede
More adult-oriented stories;
The Fairy Godmother by Mercedes Lackey (500 kingdom series) (has romance)
The Elemental Masters by Mercedes Lackey
Mairelon the Magician by Patricia C. Wrede
The Cecilia and Kate novels by Patricia C Wrede (victorian epistolary books)
the Glamourist Histories by Mary Robinette Kowal (Austenish setting but with magic)
Riddle-Master series by Patricia A McKillip
The Warlock of Gramarye series by Christopher Stasheff (sci-fi with magic, probably hasn't aged the best but I haven't read them in ages)
A Wizard in Rhyme series by Christopher Stasheff (old, sci-fi with magic, alternate history)
The Dragon and the George by Gordon R Dickson (again, old)
these prompts came together through community submissions and a voting form where people voted for their favorites, here are the top 53 prompts
i enjoy this format so like last year there are 15 creation prompts and 15 community prompts/questions. the community prompts are entirely voluntary but are here to possibly inspire some community interaction and trying new things
very excited to see some awesome creations in january!
go here for info/rules/tagging
go here for faqs
go here for the 2026 ao3 collection
(note: number 31 is not a creation prompt and not required to complete the challenge, it's just colored black so the colors add up)
text version of the prompts and rules is under the cut
(image description note: there are 31 numbered prompts, on each odd number the text color is black and on even numbers the text color is white)
Whumpuary 2026
a whump-themed multi media creation event for january
create for at least one prompt from each odd/black number to complete the challenge community prompts (even/white) numbers are voluntary
main prompts
memory loss | tied up | winter
do you prefer fandom or oc whump?
can't speak | caught | broken glass
have you done other whump events?
ransom | burns | not good enough
share your favorite whump media (tv, game, book, …)
drowning | "something isn't right" | hunted
send an ask to someone in the whump community
cornered | shaky hands | phone call
have you always liked whump?
trapped | sleep deprivation | "please"
share any music/videos/etc you listen to while creating
"hold still" | possession | impaled
any favorite things you'd like to see more of in whump?
breaking point | came back wrong | breathe
halfway through! rest & take a break
blood trail | "is this real?" | storm
take 5-10 minutes to work on a wip
seeing double | shivering | restrained
who's your current favorite character to whump?
attacked from behind | poison | red
comment on someones work in the #whumpuary tag
interrogation | numb | wrist grabbing
draw/doodle something whumpy
limping | fatigue | "i don't believe you"
what are your top 5 favorite whump tropes?
"i tried" | pinned against the wall | haunted
create in a new/less familiar medium
touch starved | "i need help" | secret reveal
share your favorite whump creation you’ve made
share your favorite whump creation someone else made
alt prompts
failed escape
gagged
old injuries
exhaustion
blood loss
"don't"
nowhere to go
flashbacks
rules & info
-any medium is allowed (art, writing, gifs, edits, ...)
-prompts are open for interpretation (but the context should be whumpy)
-create for at least one of three prompts on creation prompt days (black/odd numbers) to complete the challenge
-if you're not aiming for completionist you can do however many prompts you want any way you want
-community prompts (white/even numbers) are voluntary and don't count for completionist (but can be combined with creation prompts if applicable)
-use alt prompts to replace main prompts you don't like
some works posted on tumblr will be reblogged if tagged correctly
-#whumpuary2026
-#whumpuaryno1 (number of the prompt(s))
-any trigger/content warning tags
-any additional tags (fandom, oc, other used tropes, ...)
"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it
vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off
who has recs for horror novels by women. all the go to successful horror authors are men (due to the misogyny) and thus all my favs are men its a problem -_-
i said some of this in the tags but let me offer some recs of my own in exchange because i promise i dont read just men:
mister magic and hide by kiersten white; her novels feel kinda like goosebumps for adults, feature queer characters, first is a supernatural horror novel about a childrens tv show that mysteriously went off the air and the cast doing a reunion many years later. think candle cove meets IT. hide is more straightforward, spend a night in a creepy amusement park playing hide and seek and be the last one hiding to win cash money. failed to mention that the seekers are also gonna kill you
anything by gretchen felker martin. so amazingly talented. cuckoo is one of my favorite novels ever, her queer and trans characters are so rich they make my heart ache and shes a master of all things disgusting. if you like the losers club you’ll like cuckoo
if you like more humor in your horror you might like rachel harrison, shes got a few novels! the return is my fav of hers so far and is probably the most serious, but she has a nice voice and i like her characterization. painfully straight at times though
recently i read and enjoyed this wretched valley, the debut novel of jenny kiefer. it feels so much like a horror movie, i loved it! not super like, intellectual? but really fun
all the white spaces by ally wilkes; queer historical horror! doomed polar expedition with your usual human conflict and also some kind of maybe supernatural fuckery. really well done i loved her characters a lot
our share of night by mariana enriquez. this is not just a good rec for horror by women this is a good rec for the best horror novels EVER its an creepy fantastic deeply rich and unapologetic no punches pulled epic thats steeped in incredibly interesting argentinian history and culture. you must check this out
cj tudor leans a bit on the thriller/mystery/more tame side but i like her work! the drift and the chalk man are the ones ive read so far
the writing retreat by julia bartz is a funnn twisty little queer horror novel about a young writer who gets to go to an exclusive retreat with her idol and a few others including her ex Something. naturally once theyre there its fucked up for everyone
tell me im worthless by alison rumfitt is a devastating piece of queer horror the fits firmly into our current fucked up dangerous political climate with a supernatural twist. sickening read i loved it
anything by shirley jackson…haunting of hill house is so so good genuinely i cant believe how long it took me to read it
honorable mention for graphic novelist e.m. carroll, who is Not a woman but their place as a non binary horror author and artist needs to be recognized all their work is stunning
Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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