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"it was never meant to be" mine brother in craft you just got it back
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nothing reveals typos better than the ao3 publish button. who needs spellcheck honestly
May we all know decadence such as this
happy pride
there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great
this is how everyone on this website acts
Thats not true i dont think i act like this
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.
We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.
I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!
and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team
Coltland Twins being sent to the Hail Mary mission and later finding Simon is so funny to me.
Colt would mess with Simon so much
Simon, just woke up and is terrified: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU IDENTICAL?"
Colt, choosing violence and deciding to mess with this guy: "we're clones, they made us for the mission, there is a third one somewhere but he escaped"
Grace is regretting every decision that brought him to this point.
Rocky thinks its so, so funny.
Grace is regretting
every decision that
brought him to this point.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant
Was gonna have a breakup brunch with my girlfriend on our anniversary but I got dengue so now we're doing it during pride month
Happy independence day
#Single#happypride
ryland grace is like the golden retriever to simons cheetah you feel me
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.
https://xkcd.com/2567/
fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything
Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is
there's an xkcd for that also
Can't get out of bed today but at least I have this mini teeny tiny most likely not but still possible W?