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"it was never meant to be" mine brother in craft you just got it back

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Reminder: brackets [ ] mean internal monologue/thoughts

tokkibean

nothing reveals typos better than the ao3 publish button. who needs spellcheck honestly

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

grassiestars

happy pride

tredlocity

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

famicom

this is how everyone on this website acts

bluwubewwy

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the garlic. it beckons you

thesweetestsupervillains

It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.

We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.

creekfiend

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

mindllessdreaming

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

buggyhuman-blog

apufferfishy

Coltland Twins being sent to the Hail Mary mission and later finding Simon is so funny to me.

Colt would mess with Simon so much

Simon, just woke up and is terrified: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU IDENTICAL?"

Colt, choosing violence and deciding to mess with this guy: "we're clones, they made us for the mission, there is a third one somewhere but he escaped"

Grace is regretting every decision that brought him to this point.

Rocky thinks its so, so funny.

the-haiku-bot

Grace is regretting

every decision that

brought him to this point.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

scramratz

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

wolfythewitch

Was gonna have a breakup brunch with my girlfriend on our anniversary but I got dengue so now we're doing it during pride month

wolfythewitch

Happy independence day

wolfythewitch

#Single#happypride

ryland grace is like the golden retriever to simons cheetah you feel me

#bloodymary #simon iron lung #ryland grace

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.