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Simon Petrikov is the character ever because he manages to exist on all sides of the tumblr sexyman spectrum

Simon Petrikov is truly the fucking character of all time. He’s autistic. He’s a wifeguy. He collects antiques. He survived a nuclear war. He’s a single father. He turned himself into the truman show. He’s a USB drive that stores fanfiction for a god. He’s a butch lesbian. He’s suicidal. He spent 1000 years isolated in a cursed state of existence that robbed him of his agency his autonomy his sanity and when he was finally freed he learned that everyone preferred him when he was like that. He’s nonbinary. He was keeping a primordial god of destruction as a pet and didn’t even realise. He smokes weed. He’s tearing the space-time continuum asunder to see the love of his life one last time. He has a massive bubble butt. He made a little girl cry. Everyone he cares about is living their own lives and he doesn’t want to inconvenience them. He’s transgender. He once cucked a separate god and then beat the shit out of him and threw him into space. He only drinks warm alcohol. He’s into femdom. Peace and love on the planet girl

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Winter King got me all messed up

sandersstudies

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

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Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

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Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

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Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

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If you ship davesprite and Jadesprite and crow and Jade because you think it works more if their the same species what do you think of davepeta and Jade does it work more or the same as davesprite and jade

(I just now realize i misunderstood this ask but whatever)

This is a super funny concept! the sprites beeing the same species, making the kids the same kind of hybrid

after thinking about it for a bit i came up with a posible scenario for that to happen in each case

So picture this:

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instead of Bequerel, Jade's sprite gets prototiped with one of the many taxidemied animals on the tower, in the middle of the chaos, in this case a seagull (to make it kind of oposite to crow)

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we get seagull sprite, pretty useless but asuming Jade could enter the game on her own, in time before the meteor's colision, it works

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this gives us seagull-Jadesprite, who then turns into Jade when she godtiers, turning her hair white like a seagull, oposite to Crow

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Of course this timeline would be hella doomed without bec noir existing, but it's fun to play with the idea

On the other hand

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Picture this scenario, Dave throws his katana down the window to get the crow, instead of just shooting it through the window

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All the crows get the atention of a neigthbour's dog

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Pow. no more dog

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Just like with the Crow, Jade prototipes the poor dead dog, giving us, dogsprite. Dave2 from the doom timeline shows up, and jumps into the sprite

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stuff happens like in the au but with dog-davesprite. now we have two dog kids (this kid's name most likely wouldn't be Crow, but who cares)

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This timeline would be actually posible i think. i can't remember a canon reason why davesprite needed to specifically be a bird and no other animal, so yeah, i think it could work

as for Davepeta, i think Jade and them could have had something in canon, since they no longer dread their existence and are back to a humanoid form and no longer look like a sad worm on a string

ignore any gramatical mistakes, i don't feel like double checking today

i can't stop making AUs

help

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Once I made an alternative timeline where the alpha kid’s sprites were mixed diferently and I though I could share them here

That’s all! I considered including them in the au for a bit but it wouldn’t have worked with the current storyline, so they’ll stay as another alternative timeline (posibly doomed idk)

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Digging files in my computer i found the equivalent to the 4 fused kids, Jase, Dahn, Rany and Jark, but with the trolls. thay would have weird mixed bloods, but for them it would be normal

I guess the events of their game would be similar, but with some stuff overlaping. Like instead of Eridan killing Feferi for being with Sollux and Karkat seeing it all. Erisee and Vrieri have a heated argument about their quadrants wich results in a fight in wich Karlux gets injured trying to intervine and Vrieta escapes badly injured instead of Kanaya being killed by Eridan and reviving, and Terezi inverstigating the bodies in the way, Teraya would get killed by Erisee in the crossfire, revive and go looking for both Erisee and Vrieri, thinking they'll both doom the timeline if she doesn't stop their killing spree. instead of gamzee killing Nepeta and Aradia self destructing to ascend to godtier. Erisee kills Araeta and that's how she ascends. Vrieta finds Tavius and kills him, not only for the same reasons Vriska killed Tavros, but to get back to Erisee for attacking her, because she knows he has feelings for him. So now, Tavius is dead, Vrieta is confronted by Erisee who killed Araeta in the way there, Karlux is looking for them frantically, Teraya gets there and kicks Erisee of a cliff, Vrieta dies from her injuries, Karlux gets there at the same time as Araeta ascended, so really only two of them died, just in time for Dahn and Jase to arrive, to travel with them to the new session.

The end🌻

This is dumb

This are the fused kids btw