Well This Is Weird

I honestly wish I knew what this was. God save my soul.

[politicalprocrastinator]

David Tennant and Matthew Baynton have the same skinny boy slut energy and no I will not explain

[ohmygodineedhelp]

Stop making me agree to this that’s not nice that’s not fair but it’s true

[butnotforlong]

[ohmygodineedhelp]

Finally representation for fish historians like me ❤️ we’re so unloved 😭

[tokumusume]

- I hear the Spanish are hunky. - Well, you hear wrong!

[ohmygodineedhelp]

Catholics can’t put on muscle mass because god hates them!

[powerfulwizard]

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

[xmagnet-o]

😭 this reminds me of when someone said a 30 minute drive was too long.

[ohmygodineedhelp]

it feels like a long time okay?

When you’ve sang sixty seven songs and thrown teabags at a woman stealing a bottle of wine from Iceland, you feel like you’ve been driving forever.

And that may have been a personal story but still!

[aye-tortuga]

ok so how big actually is the ghosts fandom? I feel like it’s such a niche. whoever u guys are b my friend!!

[idiottweets]

Hi!!

[ohmygodineedhelp]

Hello!!! Ghosts has taken over my life

[unladen-swallow]

When you accidentally put “king shaming” instead of “kink shaming”

[vintage--lilacs]

this is what merlin does to arthur on a daily basis 

[ohmygodineedhelp]

This is art

[kitmarlowe]

I saw one of the builders heading out of the east wing just moments ago looking tres, tres shifty. 

[ohmygodineedhelp]

I live for this. He’s such a distinguised gay it makes my poor heart burst.

I love it.

[ghosty-bois-imagines]

Correct if I’m wrong

I’m trying to get the order of when each of them died, if you know around what year they where please comment. Here’s my educated guess-

Robin

Fanny

Headless man

Mary

Kitty

Thomas

The Captain

Pat

Julian

I couldn’t quite decide with Mary and especially Kitty, any ideas? I’ll be happy to edit them in

[ohmygodineedhelp]

I think Fanny was actually 1910s 1920s because Thomas, Mary and Kitty all day they saw her die and it fits with the clothing they wore in those days in England

[cherribalm-deactivated20140609]

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

[bumblebeebabie]

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

[just-my-thoughts-here117]

Oh my God, yes

[ren-c-leyn]

Okay, I tested that first site. Let me just say…. WHERE THE HECK WAS THIS WHEN I STARTED WRITING?! It’s so amazing I want to cry. I can’t even begin to remember all of the times when I was stuck in my writing because I forgot what a word was. I knew the definition, but for the life of me I couldn’t remember the word itself. 

[ohmygodineedhelp]

I need this more than I need my dad - I am willing to trade my dad for this

[teenagerposts]

@ all my mutuals

[chronicowboy]

@ all my mutual bros

[ohmygodineedhelp]

I’ve gotten used to having no friends but it still hurts

[femestella]

[ohmygodineedhelp]

I mean not really

It’s just people keep blaming all men for rape and all white people for racism which isn’t really fair because the majority of white people are accepting and don’t care about race and the majority of men would never rape anyone.

It’s like blaming all women for child abuse because statistics in America show that mothers are more likely to abuse their child in some way than a father. Or blaming all black people for drug dealing because a lot of people who do happen to be black.

Both are completely the same but if you say one it’s insightful and true but the other is sexist and racist and, personally, I don’t think either is a fair judgement to make and people should be treated as individuals and not grouped together because of a label.

I don’t mean to offend anyone with this. Sorry

[ohmygodineedhelp]

Being a good person is something I’ve always strived to do.

I’ve just always been pretty shit at it

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

OFC THEY’RE VALID

IF U SAY THEY’RE NOT I WILL BOIL UR SHINS

[ohmygodineedhelp]

Well obviously

They’ve been used for centuries

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[diego2hargreeves]

rb if you love benihana hargreeves and his bentacles

[ohmygodineedhelp]

Ben is still and will always be my favourite Hargreeves child

[oofmilk]

Depressing things I’ve heard Gen Z kids say

As written by a Gen Z kid

I don’t even care anymore

How many jobs do you think I can get on a middle school education

Fuck the school

I’m just going to be homeless when I’m older

I’ll never find a job

What if I don’t get into college

I can’t wait until we go up to the high school and get out of this hell hole

What if I’m accidentally outed

I’m running on anxiety and spite

Presenting gives me anxiety

I actually cried over this last night

Some days I don’t want to exist at all

I’m going to go home and cry

I’m going to go bald at 14 from stress

Somebody just stab me

Generation Z kids are here, and we are very, very afraid for our futures.

[that-one-highschooler]

Let me add some I’ve Heard:

•”Please just kill me now”

•”Kill me.” “Want me to ask my mom to run over you.” “Please.” (While waiting in car line”

•”if I just refused to do any of this work would I fail?”

•”Halfway through that exam I gave up and fell asleep.”

•”I’m running on 4 hours of sleep and lots of anxiety!”

•”I mean I don’t wanna die, but please kill me now.”

•”I’m tired.” “Same.” “What’d time you go to bed?” “I didn’t.”

•”I’d rather die than run the mile.”

•”It’s like they want us to fail.”

•”If I took this whole bottle of pills would it kil me?”

•”I don’t even care that I don’t care, and I don’t care that that upsets you.”

•”How much do strippers get paid? Sounds better than living through this hell for 4 more years after graduating high school.”

•”I just wanna sleep forever and never wake up.”

•”I don’t know what I wanna be when I grow up, I’m the only one who’s gonna be homeless.”

•”Hey I just thought you should know, I’m bisexual. But please don’t mention it, I haven’t told my parents yet because I’m afraid they’ll hate me.”

•”I wanna come out and I hate hiding this part of myself, but I’m too young to be kicked out of my house.”

•”Do you hate me now?” (After coming out as gay)

•”Do you still love me” (after coming out as bi)

•”Please shoot me.”

•”If there was a school shooting today I wouldn’t even run.”

•”The only thing keeping me alive is the need to feed my cats when I get home.”

•”Mom’s in a bad mood again today, can I stay over at your house?”

•”I’m sorry.” “For what?” “I don’t even know.”

•”I can’t wear this skirt but (random guy in my class) can literally be shirtless?”

•”where’s your essay?” “I turned it in.” “Well then why can’t I find it?” “Maybe you lost it?” “How disrespectful of you! I need the whole essay and rough draft on my desk by the end of the day.”

[tenorgender]

and this shit will sound familiar because you hear variants of it everywhere, every day, from almost anyone.

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

“do you think if i killed myself you guys wouldn’t have to go to math class”

[drakes-hoard]

-“if I don’t kill myself, school will”

-“time to go home and wallow in self-deprecating thoughts”

-“fuck you, I didn’t ask to be born”

-“why am I still here”

-“I don’t want to be like this anymore, but I don’t know how to get better”

-“how much bleach would it take to kill me”

-“a car almost ran me over, and all I could think was thank God, it’ll all be over soon”

-“I want to get better, please help me get better”

-*while sobbing* “I can’t- I can’t finish this on time oh god I’m gonna fail, I’m gonna fail I’m gonna fail I can’t fail this class no you don’t understand-”

Adults brushing every single one of us off.

-“I know I shouldn’t be whining, but I can’t even focus anymore”

Kids with a train of thought running 100 miles an hour, multitasking is our friend, but still being called lazy because we couldn’t finish on time, because the words are turning into letter soup and people talking to fast and all you want to do is curl up into a ball because “I swear I’m trying, I just can’t focus please leave me alone don’t yell at me I don’t want to cry for the fifth time this week”.

-“Don’t you have an English essay due tomorrow?” “Yeah but I also have a chem write up due the same day so I’m typing that up while brainstorming” “don’t forget your math homework and to study for the German quiz” “I’ll do math when i wake up and study when I’m heading to school”

Teachers telling us not to drink coffee because “it’s bad for people your age!” but it’s the only thing keeping ¾ of the school awake.

-“I’m only alive because I don’t want to leave my friends who’re worse off”

-“I’m so sorry”

-“Can you breathe for me?”

-“whoever’s the asshole who graffitied the gender-neutral bathroom, fuck you”

-“why am I still here? I don’t know anymore”

-*distraught* “why do they keep doing this?! I can’t type up 7 essays in 3 days!”

-“you took your meds right?”

-“you’re bleeding” “so what, I deserve it” “give me your arm, I’ll patch you up”

Everyone just ignoring their own needs. Need for sleep, need for socializing, need for food, for hygiene, just to take a break, all of it forgotten.

-“did you eat?” “No” *hands them a sandwich* “absolutely not, I know you, you haven’t eaten in 3 days because you’re feeling everyone else” “just take the sandwich” “this isn’t healthy” “I know, but rather me than everyone else starve, and besides, I’m not hungry”

-“did you sleep?” “No, but I did cry until sun rise”

-“if there was a mass suicide, would the adults finally see that we aren’t okay, or would they still blame it on us?”

These are things either said by me, my friends, overheard in the hallways, in the classrooms, on the bus, spanning from middle school to now.

[sarcastic-anxious]

‘wanna go to the 3rd floor and jump out of the window? If it doesn’t kill us at least we get a little more time to work on it’

‘it’s been 3 days since I’ve slept and I think I can smell colors’

‘finally! After 3 panic attacks, 9 coffees ,5 times trying to stab myself with a pencil and absolutely no sleep it is finished!’

Can I strangle myself with my scarf?

’ how high is this classroom, I wanna jump out of the window but If it doesn’t kill me it’s kinda useless’

‘can you die from coffee? If so give me another 3’

‘this exacto-knive has been used cut alot of different things, I can’t get those blood stains out of it though’

‘so is it true that *teacher * is a pedofile? Yup, still won’t get fired because of it ’

’*on Friday *“how much did you sleep this week? ” *sticks up 9 fingers while banging head on the table * “let me die, hell is school and heaven is death” “I thought you were atheist? ” “but now I believe in hell, fuck you”’

I’m not gonna say more, but all of these are said or by me or my classmates

[eko-ecko-6]

Pretty much everything above and below have been said by either me, my friends or my school or some variation of it, its sad how its just a nornal thing to say

“Im depressed” *gets high fives and nods of agreements from surrounding students*

“Whatcha doing later?” “Math homework, history homework, english short story, science project, and studying for japanese, math and history finals” “due this week?” “Yup”

“I get to eat lunch today!”

“If i dont kill myself, school will”

“I can’t do this I’m too stupid to do anything”

*sheltered school student* “I heard your someone was caught vaping at your school!” “Which kid this time”

“Dude [enter kids name here] got expelled” “hah finally only took like 24 suspensions from bringing tequila and rum into the school”

“I aint going to school im gonna get shot”

(Just off the top of my head)

[queenpheo]

*in med class talking about comas*

“if I’m in a coma with no chance of waking up pull the plug” “if I’m in a coma with a 100% of waking up please still pull the plug”

[veil-needs-sleep]

“If i get dress codee for this tee shirt again i am gonna have to just die because i only own 7 shirts”

*teacher says being suicidal* *student (me) raises hand* *teacher tells me she wants to see me after class* *teacher proceeds to yell at me for thinking i have the right to try to argue with her about a topic i know nothing about* *student trys to say they actually have been suicidal twice and have attempted suicide once and gives proof* *teacher calls student selfish*

“Throw a brick at my head untill i die” “only if you shoot me right before you die”

“I know we promised eachother we wouldnt kill ourselves unless one of us did but what if we just swollow a few bottles of pills together”

*riding on skateboard in parkinglot 10 minutes late* “well my mom is gonna kill me for being late anyways so im just gonna wait out here untill my favorite class”

“Would i get expelled if a teacher found out im gay?”

[prettyprettysharpteeth]

“suicide pact?” “suicide pact.”

*hasn’t eaten anything today* “nah i’m not hungry”

“i don’t have enough money for food”

“hey whatcha doing this weekend?” “homework”

“see you in hell” “aw man i don’t want to go back to school!”

“how are you?” “oof”

“i’m not drunk enough for this shit”

“euthanize me please”

[pancake-reports-deactivated2022]

“I have this brilliant plan. I’ll work my ass off in high school but fail anyway. I won’t get into any colleges but I wouldn’t be able to pay anyway. Then I’ll probably just shoot myself.”

“I mean he’s never actually hit me so technically everything is fine.”

“I swore I would never drink or do drugs because of my parents but I’m reconsidering.”

“I’m on my 5th coffee so if caffeine poisoning is real just know that it’s for the best.”

*casually recommending mental institutions to each other*

*casually comparing how many times we’ve attempted*

[veil-needs-sleep]

“im sorry we cant be together yet but he said he’ll kill himself if i dont date him”

“i hate that everyone is telling me to just hang on until im happy, i dont wanna be happy..i want to be dead”

[findingdragons]

“i’m gonna cry and die.”

[maggotsandnoodles]

“Dude, I have like 2 essays due tomorrow and four tests I need to study for the next day” “Want me to stab you?” “please”

“Alright, so what could I use in this classroom to kill myself?”

“Oh boy, time for math. Y’know the class where the teacher’s a complete pervert?”

*sobbing while looking at grades on the computer*

“please, if you kill yourself, I’ll kill myself” “I know, that’s why I’m still here”

“I'm gonna hang myself with that jump rope”

“What are the consequences if I just drop out now?”

“Why doesn’t our school ever get shot up, like what the fuck please”

“Okay but what if we kill ourselves together?” “Okay, sure”

“I didn’t eat lunch or dinner yesterday.” “I haven’t eaten breakfast, lunch, or dinner in at least 2 days.”

“I’m fucking done with this bullshit.”

“Hey, god, can you hear me? Yeah, just wanna let you know I’m ready to go at any time.”

“We have a test today so did everyone get a full 8 hours of sleep?” *almost whole class groans or says no*

Just a few I’ve heard by me, friends, or just around school 

[ohmygodineedhelp]

The people in my class are honestly the same

“I’d jump off the roof but I’m too emotionally drained to get up there.”

“Why am I still tired? I actually had four straight hours of sleep last night!”

“Whoever invented German deserves death.”

“I’d come out but you cisgender, heteronormative, 98.5% white people are actually going to suffocate me if I do.”

“I want to be fucking straight. Why are dicks so fucking ugly?”

“Can I pull a Grey Lady and swan dive down the fucking stairs?” (Context: the grey lady is the name of the ghost who apparently haunts the main building of my school where isolation is. She fell backwards down this grand staircase, silly bitch when it was a house not the reception area and iu of a school. it’s like a big fancy tudor house)

“Got Hickeys this year I’m actually gonna die.”

“You know he’s a confirmed nonce right?”

“What the fuck? Like actually?”

“Yeah, he spent time in prison for abusing his position of authority and sexual relations with a minor.”

“I don’t know what Picker smokes but I fucking want some.”

“Suddenly prostitution seems way more fucking appealing.”

“That’s it. I’ve failed. Actually failed.” *begins to cry* “I didn’t sleep so I could revise and now I’m gonna fail anyway.”

“I’d run away to join the circus or whatever but I’m such a huge fuckton pile of average that even genuine freaks wouldn’t want me.”

“97% of me wants to die but the remaining 3% of my agnostic ass is still hesitating cuz she ain’t sure whether or not there’s a god or a heaven after.”

“As an athiest, I’m very nervous because I firmly believe this is all there is and this is SHIT.”

“I’d go down pure ethanol spirit but knowing my luck the buggers down at the NHS would just fix me right up and send me back to this shit tip only without having finished my essay.”

“Pupil Restorative Unit sounds all reassuring and shite but really it’s just a fucking prison. They try and get you to consider your own thoughts and shit but give you like a test to do so you don’t get bothered or whatever.”

“Shoving a broom up my arse and repeatedly shoving splintering wood into my prostate until it bleeds has never sounded more appealing.”

“Was the mental health talking session thingy with the school nurse any good?”

“Not really but hey I got a free bottle of lube. Not that I’ll use it or ote - you’ve seen my face - but it’s the thought that counts.”

“Shoot me.”

“Fine, get your dad to run me over though once it’s done.”

“Will do, bitch.”

“Hey.”

“Hey.”

*share a look of desperation, self hatred and unwillingness to participate in breathing anymore*

“Have French people not heard of consonants?” *cries dramatically.*

“Can you help me? You’re doing good in French.”

“I can say bonjour and suck my dick. I’m hardly fluent.”

“Yeah well it’s better than me.”

“Who invented these words and what did they have against humanity?”

“In Georgian England they had student rebellions so bad they had to get the army in to subdue them with their bayonets and shit. Can we start one of them?” “What’s the likelihood of us getting shot?” “Pretty high.” “I’m in.”

“There was an air ambulance at school the other day. A kid got crushed by a car that flipped over.” “Is it wrong that I want to say ‘lucky bastard’?” “Little bit.” “Pretend I didn’t and i said something empathetic like ‘poor thing’ as if I still see death as a punishment.” “K.”

“Better than German. Why did I pick fucking German? I hate myself. I hate Germany. I hate Foxy. I hate the world.”

“A dick in my mouth isn’t gonna change the fact that I’m a lesbian so fuck off.”

“I respect you and your bisexual-ness but if I hear you call yourself a bi-con one more fucking time I will rip my ears off and force you and your fucking gag reflexes to swallow them hole.”

“If we all tattoo ‘this is the baby boomers fault’ across our foreheads and participate in a mass suicide, they’ll finally get the fucking hint that they might be worthy of taking a tiny little bit of the blame for this whole disaster of a world.”

Wow, our generation is actually the one in most need of help.

[shinyvulpix]

reblog if you’re a girl and you got creepy bad vibes from leonard from episode one 

[ohmygodineedhelp]

that man was a fucking creep from the beginning and we all knew it