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…it’s still the wrong month. :P
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september 1
t i m e t o c e l e b r a t e h a l l o w e e n
…it’s still the wrong month. :P
t h a t ‘ s n o t v e r y f e s t i v e o f y o u
anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
ccant relate
why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
But ur pussy too fat to be depressed 🥺
Same energy
The image of this historical moment is haunting me
here’s how bernie can still win
i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life
Man, sounds like i should try to get in legally
Seeking asylum is legal.
To dive into it a bit more: Pretend the US economy collapsed largely because of Canada’s repeated interference in US economy or the economy of neighboring countries that might have been functional trading partners. After taking resources from America over the course of decades, installing pro-Canada politicians in local and state governments, and possibly even aiding in the creation of these roving gangs, Canada withdraws humanitarian support. They say that America needs to support itself and its own people and that sure they might have done some things a very long time ago (It wasn’t) but now America needs to create a functional government of its own. One not filled by the corruption that they helped to create.
None of which helps with the roving gangs breaking into homes and killing people.
But, seeking asylum is, on paper, legal. In order to legally cross into Canada you need to fear for your safety or for the safety of your family and seek asylum. Well, there are roving gangs, abuse is rampant, and the police force is either functionally useless or in the pockets of these groups so, hey, you have that down!
But you need to move quickly because there are people who want to make this PERFECTLY LEGAL means of immigration illegal, in which case there are no other nearby countries that you could flee to. And the current Prime Minister keeps saying they’ll close the border entirely, threatens bringing in guns, and it becomes increasingly clear that the longer you wait, the more violent and unlikely it is that you’ll be able to find a home in Canada.
So you cross. Legally.
Canada takes you at gunpoint, strips your two year old of anything that you’ve given them, and deports you. Months pass, no word from your child. You hear reports, they could be dead, dying, adopted into a Canadian family, or sold to human (usually sex) traffickers. No one knows, because no one is keeping track of what happens to American kids. You try to reach out for help and you get told that you should have followed the law.
Which you did.
And they stole and possibly murdered your kid for anyway.
I swear, racists think legal immigration takes four to seven business days and the price of postage
I’M SCREAMING
ENOUGH
This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job
I was just WAITING for the cat and I was not disappointed
genderless bastard bird, my new child with no mouth
I love you Angry Weird Bird!
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”
Ryan Reynolds is officially my favorite person
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.
u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism
The scurvy got him
I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women.
My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of. Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.
If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.
she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box