Get Your Bad Vibes Out Of My Cornflakes

2025 we’re so fucking back

[oasisbreakup]

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[ratfuck]

begun the rat war has

[aliiiiiiice]

YEAR OF THE RAT

[aniseandspearmint]

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

some of you asked for the picture so here it is

[voidbat]

this is as raw as data gets.

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

[maxofs2d]

[digital-lich]

sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

[yesterdaysprint]

Boston Post, Massachusetts, April 28, 1895

[the-quasar-hero]

Me: *sees my rival*

Me: *ever so tenderly presses my forehead against them.*

Me: I hate you so fucking much

[apatheticskeleton]

i can NOT stop thinking about when c.s. lewis introduced a character by saying “his name, unfortunately, was Eustace Scrubb” like BRUH no need to do him dirty like that 😭😭 you GAVE him that name. tf

[jedi-valjean]

You forgot he immediately followed it with “and he almost deserved it.”

[lioncalledparsley]

#clive staples you are throwing bricks in glass houses 

[hersatanicdragonmajesty-deactiv]

I’m tired of women’s moral ambiguity being interpreted as evil and men’s evil being interpreted as moral ambiguity.

[barney-stinson-deactivated20130]

there are animals called dikdiks

[finnschuester]

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

[barney-stinson-deactivated20130]

no pronounced xylophone

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[ben-wisehart]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[islamstan-deactivated20191130]

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[paxamericana]

[shinosarna]

Ex fucking cuse me?

[peter-b-tired]

[kalevala17-deactivated20201116]

There. I fixed it.

[lovable-loser]

fun fact! using misleading graphics like this is seen as intentionally distorting the news in journalism, and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal, if not just completely unethical

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

When Lorde said “I care for myself the way I used to care about you”? That’s one of the most healing things I’ve ever heard like wow that woman really hit me in the heart with that one

[blogging-at-your-funeral]

[lessdanthree]

what drugs were they on when they made this

[meanmisscharles]

Cab Calloway rotascoped!

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Whoever thought of this was drinking absinthe

[protectblkwomen]

Thanks, Now I have nightmares

[brunhiddensmusings]

this was long before cartoons were ever thought of as ‘for kids’, the target audience of this one was roughly 20-40 betty boop cartoons featuring cab calloway singing, yes, but slang has changed so much you dont realize he was singing about opium, sugar daddies, death, weed, sex, booze, and gambling back when gambling was nearly as tabboo as sex and drugs. ‘minnie the moocher’ where cab calloway is a dancing walrus is specifically about someone who does literally everything on that list but die

most of the animation studios had their ‘thing’ to make their animation stand out, disney had fluid motion linked with quality music, warner brothers had top notch dialogue with carefully crafted facial expressions, MGM had comedic timing down to the individual frame that no live action comedian could dream of achieving, terrytoons had the budget of a ham sandwitch and a fistfull of nickels fleischer studios however had authentic jazz and heavy toned subject matter, often crossing the line of what we think of as ‘cartoon violence’ into realistic

[peathefeary]

idk why this is making me so emotional???

[mcloveleigh]

I love this. I’ve always had a love for cartoons

[melaninondeck-deactivated201907]

Cab Calloway, he was a legend performer and entertainer, although he’s listed as a jazz singer he did much more with his voice, his singing style and delivery was very unique. Cab (with his band) was the first black artist to sell over a million copies of a single record and he paved the way for many artists to come. Happy Black History Month.

[impormable]

sorry to make this long post longer, but I feel like it needed some actual photos of Cab Calloway, who is, in fact, the greatest