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Ace bi | feeling masc | Artist

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What you think I’m staring at: the smutty fanfic on my phone

What I’m actually doing: trying to figure out which fandoms characters these are, because it’s not labeled and they could be any number of of brown haired white guys

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The stranger things fandom is made up of science nerds, D&D nerds, kids who grew up in the 80s, and people thirsting after Steve Harrington.

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“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.”

― Oscar Wilde, The Canterville Ghost

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Have you ever had a dream where someone loved you, but then you wake up and you think

oh

right

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Buck every single season: I’ve decided I’m literal garbage and I’m transferring

118 every single season: no you aren’t, sit down and eat your lasagna, we love you

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Do you think LA hospitals get tired of dealing with the stampede of Concerned and Worried 118 firefighters, dispatchers, police, and assorted family members who come through every time one of said first responders/family members gets caught in the line of fire?

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Pre-s7 buck: I’m straight

Literally anyone who has ever met buck: r u sure about that buddie?

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Here’s what I need from season 9: buck keeps denying he’s in love with Eddie (cause eddies straight duh so buck can’t be in love with him) meanwhile Eddie realizes he has feelings for buck in episode one and spends the rest of the season trying to get buck to sit down and shut up long enough for Eddie to smooch him and confess his love please and thank you

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Tommy in the Billie boil hospital scene: oh fuck they’re like MARRIED married

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Evan Buckley heard Eddie was leaving him for another man and said not if I steal that man first

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There’s gay and then there’s whatever buddie has going on whenever they’re together in eddies kitchen

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In the next Marvel/Avengers installment, I’m really gonna need a mom friend to rise up from the dumbassery ranks and say you know what NO one gets to use the name Avengers, how bout that?

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Cool cool so a hot priest told eddie to accept change and embrace joy so he shaved off his depression stache and spent the morning dancing around in his panties, then saw it was a freshly single buck knocking on his door, decided nope this is not a situation that requires pants, and let him in? Got it got it