Nobody Down Here But The FBI's Most Unwanted

this blog is a mess. please let me know if you want anything tagged

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[mmmskulljuice]

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[hoodiegal]

[ivytea]

travelling maison of snail 🐌

[kabigon143]

Whenever I talk about whatever media I’m into at the moment imagine I am presenting the characters to you like this

[evilsanlang]

day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

[evilsanlang]

here's to women being transgender childless dykes forever and ever and ever

[tay-swifts]

ARIANA GRANDE & CYNTHIA ERIVO performing at the Oscars (March 02, 2025)

[tay-swifts]

ARIANA GRANDE & CYNTHIA ERIVO performing at the Oscars (March 02, 2025)

[mbta-unofficial]

How does the MBTA clear snow off of the tracks?

Jet engine

[mbta-unofficial]

Yall.

I’m disappointed.

I gave you a gizmo. An absolute contraption. A doohickey even. You asked how the MBTA removes snow from its tracks and instead of getting a normal answer like “plow” or “salt” I give you a fucking jet engine bolted to a rail car like I’m looney fucking tunes and you have the gall to give it only 22 notes.

This one has a fucking sneefer

[mbta-unofficial]

Are you happy now????

[mbta-unofficial]

There is also this guy who is named Russel

Look at his smile

[victusinveritas]

These things are gorgeous and deserve much more love and appreciation.

[fishbonesart]

Care for a drink?

[deramin2]

This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.

(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)

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[deramin2]

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[deramin2]

End thread.

[proartspb]

[bisthefairy]

Stealing prev tags uwu

[sourcreammachine]

^mental gymnastics of the forcefield denier

[kookenhakken]

theres probably some drama happening in the communities feature on here that we cant even begin to imagine

[ushirominya]

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

[tsarinajissa]

It is literally impossible for me to hear “I’ve got a theory” without saying “that it’s a demon”

[oncemorewithwalkers]

A dancing demon? Nehh, something isn’t right there.. 

[alouettesque]

who is in control?

[alexjones]

I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

[egberts]

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

[undeadhousewife]

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[egberts]

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death

[spicyyhobbits-deactivated202411]

No rizz just yapping about nerdy things until you fall in love with me.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Vibin