kind of a shitty wizard

hi i'm addy and the dragonology book made me autistic 26 / she/her or he/him

[blemgoid]

just clicked a sausage link

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[polarity-disturbed]

big fan of when a character metaphorically sweeps something under the rug, but you can feel them flinch every time they walk over it and feel the crumbs beneath their feet

[samijen]

ill fated

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[stella-draws-things]

[389]

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[slyandthefamilybook]

I can't remember who said it but I saw a comment or tweet talking about hypocrisy that essentially said The Hypocrisy Is The Point. hypocrisy is power. it's the ability to set rules for everyone else except you. and if power is a virtue then hypocrisy is a virtue. it's why you never really get anywhere with "by your logic..." or "then wouldn't that mean...". it's not that they don't realize they're being hypocritical. they do it on purpose to prove that you have to listen to them and they don't have to listen to you

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[nonetoon]

Chicken sandwich and a shake 🍔🥤

[nonetoon]

Fries with ranch 🍟🥛

[nonetoon]

Baja blast 🥤💥

[nonetoon]

Soft pretzel with cheese 🥨🧀

[nonetoon]

Corn on the cob 🌽 🧈

[nonetoon]

TWO popsicle ✌️🍦

[nonetoon]

Shrimp alfredo and a strawberry lemonade 🦐🍝🧃

[nonetoon]

Cheese and ham crepe 🧀🥓

[nonetoon]

Pancakes and scrambled eggs and bacon that gets a little syrup on it from the pancakes 🥞🥓🍳

[nonetoon]

Club sandwich 🥪 😋

[natoraptor]

“Tour Guides”

-2026

[389]

[holedyke]

obsessed with this pic from the wiki for kneading (cats)...eternal sweetness....

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.