The Little Things

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️

[gop-tea-pub]

[bonerfart]

[h0odrich]

okay but he almost drew the arrow pointing @ himself

[nangs01010011-deactivated201711]

[memewhore]

[nervanaofficiai]

[jasper-rolls]

two households, both alike in dignity

[ojaybean]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[kushandwizdom]

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[willow]

[2jam4u]

I’ve never related to anything more in my entire life

[dinuguan]

[fatmanatee]

[ludaprilgate]

[amorroso]

Me with everything I make fun of

[dukedademigoddess]

[koii-ii]

Put this in the history books

[honeychaigoddess]

👑

[bliss--luxury-deactivated201604]

I just want to be someone’s “wow”

[bunney]

[babustyles]

[weirdnessisgood]