here for elves

James.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[kosmogrl]

[ojirawel]

Sick again (still?) where dozing to a show is too low energy but reading is too high energy. Going to take dog to dog park (for hire solo use no untrained dogs sending us to the vet today) and maybe also the polo grounds for more sniffs if I'm willing to stand for that long. Then shops for click and collect and also more dog food. I made a dr appointment but cancelled it. Antibiotics make me feel so miserable and probably i just need to rest. I do feel guilty about taking more sick days at this new job!!

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[tropiyas]

[ojirawel]

Had a conversion with someone i don't really like conversing with and like a selection wheel in a video game I could see the conversation options and instead of picking any number of bland things I instead chose "share unreliable gossip about a mutual distant coworker" which was doubtless the worst choice but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

M

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[ralfmaximus]

do NOT google "omega heat"

[chocomiking]

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

[ojirawel]

dog

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Gene & Rebecca Tobey "Dust"

[c3rvida3]

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[chimaerakitten]

Black Sails really is like

Flint: [brutally raw and yet also poetic monologue about the nature of colonial “civilization”]

[HARD CUT]

[CAPTAIN VANE is wearing a HENLEY from old navy INSIDE OUT]

[chimaerakitten]

A while ago one of those posts went by that was like “the leads of the previous show you watched are now in the show you are currently watching. how do they handle it?” and I was like ok the heated rivalry boys in black sails would just. Die. They’d just die. RIP.

But the more I think about it the more I think the opposite is where the comedy is.

Like:

[yellow-cat]

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

[thisisdogs]

weird animals run all the time dude

[yellow-cat]

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]