the name was for a bit

this is a blog to send posts to my friend. target audience of 1, ideally no collateral

[tohakumaru]

it has been a while, but very warm welcome to another applicant for residency in Nowhere Town, Greater Borough of Nowhere, Nowhere - @/tad after very careful and regrettably lengthy consideration of your application, the town has decided on a tower-of-stairs-that-grew-from-pond-water for your accommodation. As an address has been provided, your certificate and home catalogue will be going postal.

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and as always, feel free to apply for residency in nowhere! *

*due to necessarily bureaucratic processes, applications are expected to take >12 months, though all will be reviewed.

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i do apologise it has taken so long, this was a real challenge to work on. to "tad", if you are still here, i hope you are well. you have been on my desk for the past 6 months, and now i can leave you in your tower. best wishes.

[stormsbourne]

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

[controlresonant]

longer clip but im extremely fond of this section from new defunctland

[grimark]

did you see they made jane prentiss from the magnus archives real

this is the correct way to feel about having a wasp's nest in your house.

[grimark]

oh fuck you were not kidding

[manyblinkinglights]

#Two months on‚ Rothney is in a co-working arrangement with the nest‚#which is now more than a metre tall and swallows an entire bookshelf of ring binders.#owns. of course they feel safe around her bc she is a queen

[koiagain]

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

[im-mender]

is it normal for social battery to look like this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

[sobcat]

the summer I turned evil

[some-kind-of-robot]

Sometimes you'll see a character that's not canonically aromantic but when you see them shipped with another character you think "ok this feels like aro erasure"

[cad4verous]

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

[pocketdogs]

some plant updates: my happy thai cons cutting, my favourite pot & one of my albos unfurled a cool leaf while i was away.

[madebykyra]

My sister took more photos of my dress. I am very happy with how this turned out :)))))

Only one more weekend until the Renaissance Faire!!!!

[moldavite]

really wish some things had turned out differently

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[cutshaw]

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

[loveridden1999]

everyday some part of my body is always hurting. i think i was evil in my last life

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[probuccalfat]

who fucking cares if your cat eats you when you die. i hope so. my baby is petite with a petite stomach that needs to be full every 8 to 10 hours. she probably won’t even like my viscera but let her do what she needs

[probuccalfat]

“your dog wouldn’t eat your corpse” dumb as fuck ngl too emotional & no survival instinct my child has let me down by turning away from my final act of love