the name was for a bit

this is a blog to send posts to my friend. target audience of 1, ideally no collateral

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[cutshaw]

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

[loveridden1999]

everyday some part of my body is always hurting. i think i was evil in my last life

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[probuccalfat]

who fucking cares if your cat eats you when you die. i hope so. my baby is petite with a petite stomach that needs to be full every 8 to 10 hours. she probably won’t even like my viscera but let her do what she needs

[probuccalfat]

“your dog wouldn’t eat your corpse” dumb as fuck ngl too emotional & no survival instinct my child has let me down by turning away from my final act of love

[hypokeimena]

emerging from my migraine with an insatiable lust for salt food

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[zackisontumblr]

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

[zackisontumblr]

every? day??

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[pcktknife]

having a friendship you know ur not normal in the head about and are desperately Trying to be normal about will have you wanting to strangle yourself

[pcktknife]

thought about them again award

[fairycosmos]

knowing you have work tomorrow is such an affliction like im literally afflicted

[loveridden1999]

i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look

[jessiesjaded]

Yellow-tailed Black Cockatoo displaying a rare genetic mutation called leucism which creates a stunning blend of yellow, white, and black feathers.

[soup-mother]

all in all I take a complete disarmament and non-proliferation stance on boyfriends. Do not use them. Do not create them. Dismantle the ones you have and repurpose their material for peaceful civilian use. This is the only way the world can know peace

[longhorned]

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

[scoobydoodean]

Okay here’s the music I was talking about here:

[sachermorte]

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat