[deb-oceans]

#Straight People™

[little--grinch]

this causes me so much pain

[dirkgentlybbca]

Panto and Silas cordially invite you to their fantasy wedding in a sleepy boy’s alternate dimension. 

[bitchy-student]

I hate it when professors just assume that you got a bad grade because you are “lazy” and “probably didn’t even touch the books”, like.. no??? Because sometimes we attend to all the classes and take all the notes and read all the goddamn books and study until our butts get flat and there’s only coffee in our blood vessels and yet

[spicyvampire]

Silas’ mom : DEATH TO THE TROSTS!

Everyone : YEAH!!

Silas in a corner somewhere :

[sharkcats-deactivated20190613]

Did it! I’m making it a thing. Did it!

[effyvescent-deactivated20220508]

I love how 99% of Criminal Minds profiles start with "we believe we're looking for a white male"

[puppycastiel]

A Tale of Two Fathers

[denisvileneuve]

i love Ray Holt, my dramatic dad.

[sharkcats-deactivated20190613]

We failed the case. There’s nowhere to go. It’s all pointless, isn’t it?

[icingburns-archive-blog]

I deserve to go back.

[dirkgentlybbca]

DID IT.

[thehumaneleague-deactivated2021]

[spacefactsandpunksongs]

honestly,, buzzfeed unsolved is the life I wanna lead tbh just going around to haunted places with my best friend and being an idiot while also looking for spooks is just so appealing and I love it

[everythingkin]

people saying “me” really bugs me bc it’s like. appropriation of kin culture. I really don’t know how to explain it but saying you are someone without iding as them is really disrespectful to people who get bullied and targeted for being kin. you don’t have to go through the struggles of being kin but you get to make a joke about it. it’s not your fucking joke to make.

[redbonealien-deactivated2019111]

i literally feel like i’m in a time space continuum every time i open this app

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

After reading the first sentence I frantically read the last sentence to see if it was one of those “nah I’m just messing with you” posts but it wasn’t

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

[averagefairy]

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

[yes-deardoctor]

No no no no no no no no

[oldaccount1234]