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ATTENTION, PLEASE!
I'm "migrating" this blog to @yuzu-all-the-way ! I'll reblog every OG post from here to over there. I already created on that new one a pinned post with two tag-lists of my followers, so hopefully I'll see you soon!
Thank you!
Yuzuru & headbands
Completely new to FS. Who are the seeded skaters for next season's GPs?
Hello and welcome to the FS madness🤪 thanks for joining 😊
Seeded skaters for the GP series in the season 2022-2023 are the top 6 of the World Championship 2022
Seeded skaters:
Men Singles: Shoma Uno, Yuma Kagiyama, Vincent Zhou, Morisi Kvitelashvili, Camden Pulkinen and Kazuki Tomono
Women Singles: Kaori Sakamoto, Loena Hendrickx, Mariah Bell, Young You, Anastasiia Gubanova (Alysa Liu placed 3rd but retired, so won't compete in the GP series)
Pairs: Alexa Knierem/Brandon Frazier, Riku Miura/Ryuchi Kihara, Vanessa James/Eric Radford, Karina Safina/Luck Berulava, Minerva-Fabienne Hase/Nolan Seegert, Evelyn Walsh/Trennt Michaud
Ice Dance: Gabriella Papadakis/Guillaume Cizeron, Madison Hubbell/Zachary Donohue, Madison Chock/Evan Bates, Charlene Guignard/Marco Fabri, Piper Gilles/Paul Poirier and Lilah Fear/Lewis Gibson (Hubbell/Donohoe and Papadakis/Cizeron hinted at retirement, but there is no official statement yet)
The places 1-3 of Worlds and the places 4-6 of Worlds won't meet each other in the GP series. Means for example that Yuma and Shoma won't be in the same GP competition.
I actually don't know what happens if seeded skaters retire, if the skaters placed below move up as seeded skaters or if it's not relevant. I never thought about this much before 🤔
The year is 2030. the Winter Olympics are being held in Sapporo. johnny weir went bald in 2024 but that doesn’t stop him—there is a taxidermied poodle on his head. Nathan Chen shows up in a tie-dye shirt, black jeans and flip flops, all by gucci. This is unfortunately one of the best costumes in mens singles. eteri’s posse is selling photocards and lightsticks. a fifteen year old russian frantically shaves her mustache. The judging panel is already deducting marks from team Japan and giving them to usa, Canada and SGR - some guys from russia.
Kyle smith, representing america in sweatpants and a hoodie, takes the ice. His short program is to shape of you by ed sheeran, in which his pcs skyrockets for dryhumping the air. At the end, two hundred white girls rise in the stands to throw baseball caps onto the ice at him because flowers are too gay. nbc zooms in on his straining, manly face in slomo while the panel holds an auction on goe. Finally the results are in. one hundred twenty. kyle leans over to kiss his girlfriend, a ninety-pound womens’ singles skater who is retiring at the ripe old age of eighteen. Fucking ancient. Her coach publicly shamed her after she had the audacity to date a boy her own age instead of marry him, forty years her senior, after wasting years of effort grooming her.
‘Next, representing Japan, is…oh my god, it IS him! He’s here! Good lord have mercy he’s HERE!’
Thirty-five-year-old Hanyu yuzuru steps onto the ice. all of japan collectively orgasms. He has the face of a fifteen year old and the body of a prima donna ballerina. His ankles are held together with duct tape. Ito satomi has draped him in gossamer silk held together by the tears of angels. somewhere in Spain, Javier Fernandez starts bawling and immediately jumps on a plane to win yuzuru’s love back. But it is too late, for yuzuru’s one true love is the quad axel (in an open relationship with the hydroblade). But none of this matters, because hanyu yuzuru has the power of god and anime on his side. He lands a quintuple flip and french kisses the ice. isu shits its pants, screaming crying throwing up on the floor. They have to give him the points. Twenty is deducted from the component for being a little hoe. Yuzuru wins gold and immediately retires. He forces isu to read his thesis and they make him president. AI tech scores babeyy. nathan Chen is put on trial for war crimes (fucking basic-ass costumes) and declared not guilty, while vera wang is called to the stand and charged with dressing him in galaxy print. evgenia, now with bionic joints, teleports into the middle of the ladies event and wins gold. She, Yulia and Alina start a support group for teenage russian figure skaters. Eteri is put on trial for child abuse and excommunicated. She pays fifty million dollars to everybody ever associated with her.
Life is good.
Drinking beer and watching 2017-2019 Yuzu competitions 😗
JSF announced their initial 2022 development athletes list. However, it does not confirm that everyone will be returning next season.
Rika didn't compete this season, that's why she's not on the list.
Yuzu's costumes and skates in the Yuzuru Hanyu exhibition ❤️
Photos by @art_ex_japan
I never had a strong desire to visit Japan... now here's my motivation. No funds, though 😫
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Just saw a Mark video landing a 5S in harness. We know that Sasha Trusova is aiming for landing a quint sometime soon. There's also Yuzu who has done 5T (can't remember if in harness or not - I'll need to find that tweet).
There's also a high possibility for Ilia to jump on the quint train... so, are we about to see a new chaotic era on ice?
Edit 1: found the tweets, it was in harness+
Edit 2: Shoma & Daniel are in the quint game too, hehe
love love love your blog :)
Awe, thank you! Not sure what there's to love about it, but thank you so much 😅
Let's Go Crazy - GPF 2016, Marseille
I never vibed with LGC... until today. No clue what happened.
Let's look for the purple banana
Until they put us in the truck
Welcome to the Yuzu exhibit!
…? In ice danceeee?
This season is barely over and they're already changing stuff?... Instant headache
The realization that out of all the national competitions of next season, I'll only watch the JNats if Yuzu is going to be there (I mean, because he'll be there)
4T+3T+3T+3A
Insanity on legs - sort of
