crunchy cheeto

luke hemmings; i always have daddy yankee on my mind.aim: gtatrash

[jncoes]

i hate bein the stereotypical emo bitch but life sux ,my dude

[rlmjob]

call the police immediately

[camilawhatsgood]

am i an annoying girlfriend? yes, absolutely.

[bombing]

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night thinking about this photo

[unclefather]

She is still missing

[ofhobbitsandwomen-deactivated20]

three yikes you’re out

[oldcheetodust]

hey hi hello im still alive

[oldcheetodust]

Me: *wakes up*

Me: I need a nap

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

[sweeterthananywine]

aw that sucks :(

me as a professional therapist  (via done)

[trapcard]

you: ..but that’s just my two cents me: *picks up the coins and puts them back in your hand and taps your closed hand gently* keep it

[sushimane-deactivated20140831]

[oldcheetodust]

i love you thanks for the minions !

i love you and everything but after saying that i think i want them all back

[bricesander]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the sexiest thing abt me ? i love soup

[officialunitedstates]

i hate pacman.  stop eating all the dots.  leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle

[f2y]