woah mamma mia cunt

you cannot know me i am unknowable

[eraserheadadult]

the red panda doesn't even look like a real animal it's gotta be a psyop by Big Toy. you can't convince me gd didn't cynically manufacture this thing to sell more webkinz

[pinkwaferholic]

misty quiglayyy + caligula

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[flork-of-cows-official]

book recommendation

[electricpentacle]

When I first finished The Lord of the Rings, as a precocious wee shite of around 8 or 9, I asked my dad if there was anything else like that out there. Being a pedantic nerd from a long line of pendantic nerds, he asked me to specify exactly what I meant by "like that".

So I said "I want something with a huge epic quest in it, and prophecies and monsters and things like that, and where there's really detailed made-up languages and mythology and stuff."

He said, "You should try Watership Down."

I said, "I thought that was about rabbits?"

He said, "It is, but it's got all the things you asked for too."

May the gods bless overly literal autistic dads giving book recs. I loved those damn rabbits on their quest. I drew terrible fanart of them. Fiver was my gateway blorbo for tormented psychics.

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[mp3dvd]

if you dare to say luke combs cover is better im personally coming to kill you

[unlikely-course]

Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your fav flower {if multiple then the first one you thought of} is your new name how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

not for my gender

results

Voting ended onJul 19

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

did anything crazy happen in ur town?

yes

no

one next to mine

one my friend/family member/partner lives in

results

Voting ended onJul 21

[depresed-duck]

azula (final agni kai version)

[ilynpilled]

trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

[merinnan]