I think about that video where the old British lady is mad about the gorilla at least twice a week
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I think about that video where the old British lady is mad about the gorilla at least twice a week
I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones
Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing
"trans men aren't oppressed in a meaningful or special way because masculinity is rewarded by society, which means TRANS masculinity must also be rewarded by society"
have you considered getting killed by hammers
it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think
vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -
angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?
vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?
angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.
vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.
vampire: hey i am outside your apartment
angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?
vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.
angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.
vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*
angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.
vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here
everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience
can the vampire take Benadryl to be in the angel's house
omitting and deliberately hiding a trans guys transness (usually in order to make discriminating against him easier) is misgendering even if youre saying that hes a man. for a lot of us our transness is just as much of our gender as being a man is
I need my weird alone time or I will explode
IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION
IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY
The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband
Jarvis, where is the line between being vulnerable in the art you share with others and oversharing in a maladaptive fashion
Transmascs of the world I need you to not be sad and instead be really fucking angry. Do you remember when you were like 8 or something and first realized that the adults around you had way way higher expectations for you than they did for the little boys and you felt more angry than you’d ever felt before. I need you to channel that instead of letting the sadness eat you. And I need you to go eat a mango.
The next time you try to feel validated in your suffering by dictating the way other people talk about their own, you should ask yourself why the fiction of being uniquely tortured is so important to you
the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form
Trainspotting (1996) dir. Danny Boyle
“Being a trans guy is pretty fun when there’s not someone constantly in your ear trying to make you feel bad about it actually” - trans guy who just stopped being around That Someone
“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant