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somecutething

hatefuhk

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

its-eigengrau

sign me up

weepycat

highschool-era me, very obviously struggling with depression: [stops speaking, doesn’t turn in work, skips class to lay on the sidewalk like a dead possum]

my teachers, inputting my 5th failing grade that week:

uranodioning

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

barzum-and-baizli

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

les-memorables

glumshoe

The Tumblr experience is sitting down for your lunch break and posting “there’s nothing more unpleasant than wearing damp socks”, forgetting about it, and opening your activity page a week later to see that it has gone viral with hundreds of thousands of notes like “OP is a liberal snowflake who has never lost a leg to an IED in Afghanistan and it shows” and “imagine thinking that wet socks are worse than the systematic injustice of the school-to-prison pipeline”.

overlyspecificmcrmemes

when somebody asks me why I still listen to my chemical romance

cyclelogically

My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?”

She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron

nyanbinyuri

the bar: *is literally on the fucking ground*

an unnecessary and rather horrifying amount of men:

hazardsoflove

me to the three people who interact with my posts

thebootydiaries

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land