just funny shit

21 it/her (they/them for Tanya)

[anik]

i love this guy

[feelboss]

man has weapons grade autism

[mangonetics]

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

[389]

sick

[charseraph]

sick

[gara-bloodskin]

sick

[damsel-in-a-continuous-distress]

sick

[awkwardlee-me]

sick

[olivegardenfurryaccount]

sick

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[olivegardenfurryaccount]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

people be like Hey. Don’t post things I Don’t Like on Your Own Blog

[olivegardenfurryaccount]

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[olivegardenfurryaccount]

The concept that has done the second most damage to humanity is the idea of a good person (first place is money)

There is no way to believe in good or bad people that doesn't do harm, and mentally justify it in the process

- If you believe that you're a good person, you don't believe it when you inevitably harm someone (see: emotionally abusive parents)

- If you believe you're a bad person, you only believe it when your actions harm others, and don't count self harm as real harm because you've unpersoned yourself (see: cptsd+OCD type death spirals about minor mistakes)

- If you believe someone is a good person, you might overlook their flaws and defend them when they shouldn't be defended, or turn on them entirely once they make one mistake (see: a lot of the folks who voted trump in for a second term, or those people who hard pivot from things they love because a voice actor made an off color joke once)

- If you believe someone is a bad person, you may as well not acknowledge their personhood at all, and any harm directed at them is justified, even if it makes them act worse (see: every war, colonization effort, mass shooting, or witch hunt)

There is no way to use these concepts to improve anyone's life, especially given that they act as mental shorthand for permanent innocence, and the inhuman other, neither of which are healthy things to believe any human to be

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[pettycentral]

[gsirvitor]

[gsirvitor]