Rainforest Cafe™: They Can Hurt You Now

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Eloise | 26 | she/her | autistic | lesbian my icon is my dog gracie she’s my baby 🕊️ if you want me to tag anything just ask!

[boobieteriat]

[himynameisemail]

[faceless-fuck]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I can tell you don’t have one

whatever it is i actually have three

[februarytrash]

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[fairycosmos]

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[slavery]

I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type

[veryluckyclovers]

happy monday~

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss