Oliver

All pronouns || I am just a silly court jester || Owner of account is 18+ though friendly to all

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[jack-ofaces]

”am i a gooner”? no. but they are. ohhh boooyyys *i start snapping my fingers and my goons come out of the shadows*

[unyieldingsilence]

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[jack-ofaces]

hey boys werent there more of you. what happened to one of you

[unyieldingsilence]

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[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ginny-lala]

[jartita-me-teneis]

[kid-bunny]

in order to unlearn racism u have to be willing to accept that u are racist. it’s not a bad thing to want to change for the better. it’s not a bad thing to say hey, the way i’ve been acting is racist and i don’t want to be racist anymore. when people of color are telling u ways in which u have been racist, it’s actually not cool to brush it off and say, well i didn’t mean it that way.. u actually have to make an effort to stop doing those things if u want to be able to actually say ur anti-racist. u can’t just say ur not racist because u don’t wanna be seen as racist. that’s not how unlearning racism works.

[kid-bunny]

“um i’m actually a good person so calling me racist couldn’t possibly be true. ur just attacking me!” see how the racism is literally right there? see how ur just seconds away from calling me an angry black girl?

[theilluminantsystem]

I literally reblogged this a day ago and OP was still up. This shit is entirely unacceptable fucking hell.

[bluesturngold]

Whether this was a mass report until OP got auto-modded or a racist mod terminating OP with prejudice, any Black person who speaks up on racism instead of just grinning and bearing it still risks getting nuked from fucking orbit in this shithole.

Take what OP said to heart and do away with your white fragility.

[oliver-dearest]

I miss my kids...

[oliver-dearest]

I simply forgot about my own existence... The jest returns to jingle his little bells and annoy you dearly with wanting to be hired as a painter.... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BUY ART FROM ME PLEASE IM BEGGING

[thememedaddy]

[boycritter]

theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

on their clit like morse code

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"S.O.S. we're going down"

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

No stop that

[foone]

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

[oddlysexypancake]

uhh?

[foone]

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

[monsata]

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

As a highly proficient Morse code guy, I really really really wanna use someone's erect penis like a Morse code straight key. Bonus points if they know Morse code too. A dick that points up can be easily tapped against the tummy and springs back up just like a straight key.

[attackofthegiantleeches]

@bisexual-engineer-guy that is a crazy take

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

yeah you're right, I think that's better classified as a gay key.

bonus points if you have it complete a circuit which goes to a vibrator.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

a little plastic wrap and aluminum foil, an electrode on his balls, and the two leads going to a switch on a raspberry pi interpreting a closed circuit as a click, which is on the lovense site hooked up to an edge 2. I think this is a perfect idea actually. this one's on the bucket list now. actually, I could probably do this with myself. "hey bro don't use that one, it's my sex raspberry pi."

[oliver-dearest]

Honestly, I feel like rebranding to "Puddle-of-Olives" for some reason

[orca-iguana]

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

[woolieshubris]

(FDA source)

microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol

[orca-iguana]

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

[woolieshubris]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

fully expected 40k notes ngl

[woolieshubris]

[sexygaywizard]

Moodboard for when the friend group gets together to cook

[orca-iguana]

Wild to see this on my dash over a year later. Quick update on the aforementioned microwave it did get a whole burned through it but that was not due to this. Long story short don't leave your university experiments of how plasma can be formed at low temps with proper ionization setups plugged in underneath your microwave during a storm.

[woolieshubris]

GIRL??????? I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED????

[orca-iguana]

I DID I DIDNT PUT ANYTHING METAL IN THE MICROWAVE. JUST ON THE STOVE UNDER IT.

[woolieshubris]

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING SCIENCE DXPERIMENTS ON THE STOVE??????

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

leave your experiments unattended. this is how we discovered penicillin!!

[woolieshubris]

GIRL ORCA LEFT THE EXPERIMENT UNATTENDED AND MELTED A HOLE THROUGH HER MICROWAVE. ARE U IMPLYING THAT MICROWAVE WAS A PETRI DISH AND THE MELTED HOLE IS A LIVE SAVING FUNGUS?????

[orca-iguana]

It proved its infact entirely possible to make plasma hot enough to separate water into hydrogen and oxygen (far cooler than the burning point of my microwave) using 12V and <0.1 amps of electricity at room temp so I'd say close enough!

[woolieshubris]

how can you do all of this while also leaving it on the stove . please I'm begging why is ur knowledge base made out of swiss cheese 😭😭🙏

[orca-iguana]

WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA PUT IT. ON THE FLOOR WITH THE CATS? ON MY WOODEN DESK???

[woolieshubris]

I DONT KNOW MAYBE IN A GARAGE??? OR NOT PLUGGED IN??????? OR IN A LAB????????????

[orca-iguana]

Okay the lab comment is fair I should have left it at uni but they don't have locks and I didn't want it to get stolen :(

[woolieshubris]

you don't want it to get stolen but risking a house fire is fine???? 😭😭

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: acagcaattatgtatttattattcgatcatttatacaataaatAccagaccatcaacgccacatcattaaaatgacatttatcagcaagatgtttctaccaaTcATatatgatatatcagGttttatttcttgatggttgttcttaaaatcattatcatgtatgtttatatttgtttattaacaatttattggatcagatGTGTATTATGTATCATTTTAAGCCTTTatatttccGCATTTATTATATGCAAGTATCAAATATTAAGGttactttaaatgtaatattgagactatgtcagaactctattacgcaataagtttaggggaatcAGATTTTTCATTAAGAAGTGGAAatactaattattttacatatttgtttatttgtttga

Closest match: Galleria mellonella genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Greater Wax Moth

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[oliver-dearest]

Gods- I hate being sick

[oliver-dearest]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY GRANDMA