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he/they | over 20 | always happy to talk | hope you're having a good day

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miles edgeworth with a whip or a cane send tweet

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english women please stay safe tonight <3

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all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

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not content with raping one woman, man uses magic to create entirely new person to rape

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i mean this by the way. the person inhabiting nikki's body cannot meaningfully consent because the only thing they have in life is loving bear. in the scene where they have sex with him and he can't see their face, their expression is entirely blank. they don't seem to want to have sex with him intrinsically, but crave it as an expression of his love.

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not content with raping one woman, man uses magic to create entirely new person to rape

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getting high on shrooms and having gay thoughts is an incredible experience and i hope it happens for everyone as it happened for bbno$ <3

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honestly shout out megamind for being in full fetish gear for 90% of that movie he's so real to me

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vlr spoilers below the cut

easily the funniest part of vlr is that sigma is old the entire time. sigma insisting phi is only two years younger than him when he is clearly 67. i was wondering all throughout the game why they didn't have a va for him, but it's because he would sound old as fuck. but can't he hear himself??? like surely he can hear his own voice and he's NOT 22. i'm almost tempted to replay everything knowing he's like 70 like how didn't he figure this out before this point

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happy sigma time loop day, been working on this comic for a bit!

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holy tumblr reference

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Hope everyone is jerking off 2day. Dont let Christ win ❤️

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listening to love in a bottle again and in the final chorus keith david sings in tune with the backing vocalists except on the line "strut when you're bluffing", where he near shouts "strut" and "bluffing". i'd think this is just him getting drunker, except the next lines are sung completely in tune.

i think it's a nod instead to the fact that he can't bluff anymore, he's so far away from the actual melody that he isn't fooling anyone. it's really nice when songs have little details like this <3

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kill me now

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hey quick question why did caine make it so jax had to go on a dinner date with him and stick his arm down his throat

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father jud is sooo lucky what i wouldn't give to be crowded in a car seat as benoit blanc leans over me and says he's going to shake the thoughts in my brain loose

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i have an idea for a comic i have neither the time or energy to pull off, vel finds out about the whole vox calling himself alastor's master thing (most likely by vox bragging to her about it and acting like it makes him all cool), only for her to turn to him and casually say "you know al's black, right?" cut to vox looking like he wants to kill himself, then begging at alastor's feet for his forgiveness (al either finds this deeply amusing or completely boring and unnecessary)

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The hardest part of writing Radiostatic fanfiction is figuring out how to put them in a situation where they have to be emotionally honest with each other for 2 minutes because as canon has shown us they're both fucking allergic to displaying vulnerability, especially around each other