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[ID: a tweet from user @NailsNCrowns (miguel gomez stan account.) that reads “someone put together a google doc of 150 gynecologists that will tie your tubes without asking if you have kids, your marital status and no matter your age. It’s sorted by alphabetical order by state.” They include the link. Below is another tweet that reads “if your city isn’t on the list, please check back in a few hours because the list is updated hourly.” /end ID]

Here is the link to the Google doc.

nyarmand

unfortunate hobby of mine is looking at characters who seem mostly fine on the outside and saying to myself okay but on the inside this guy’s a wreck and then writing about it

tomboyjessie13

That’s me with Gallerian Marlon, the dude’s fine but he’s a greedy rat bastard, and I can’t get enough of him.

olpirt

me @ horde prime for some fucking reason

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

#stephen tag

straightboyfriend

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

aofvoid

God in the Garden of Eden

unyanizedcatboys

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

blackdogblues

Been playing some Skyrim. Here’s my Dragonborn, Maren!

#the elder scrolls

daggerfall

Oh to be a vestige falling from the sky and into the sea only to be rescued by a charming cat man and offered a government job

captain-price-official

fuckin lol

sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202

Another day, another politician that thinks Trump doing something they do means Trump should get all the criticism instead of realizing they’re both wrong

lobothebuilder

The difference here is that Trump spends tax payer money for his golfing and AOC spent her own paycheck on a video game to unwind. They literally aren’t the same thing at all

sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202

Right, where do you think that paycheck comes from?

kineticpenguin

Were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it?

sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202

Ok, just to be clear, do politicians get payed with tax money or not?

kineticpenguin

If you honestly think a government employee spending their own salary is functionally identical to charging leisure trips to your own golf courses to an expense account and billing the Secret Service for being there, just because they’re both paid for with taxpayer money, I can’t help you.

sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202

But what’s the difference in the end? They both paid for something with taxpayer money.

kineticpenguin

Okay. It’s very simple: When the government disburses money to its employees in the form of a salary, the transaction where the taxpayer is concerned is concluded. The taxpayer has paid the employee for services rendered. What that employee does with that salary after that isn’t the taxpayer’s business, since the taxpayer already got what they paid for.

To put it another way, you wouldn’t argue that Doris from the DMV is “spending taxpayer money” when she spends some of her salary on a pedicure and claim it’s the equivalent of a presidential golfing trip, or that a soldier buying a case of beer with his salary is a waste of tax money. Because you are paying them for the job they did.

In other words, it’s not fucking taxpayer money anymore.

It is, however, still taxpayer money when it is part of an account set aside for expenses incurred in the execution of one’s duties, and the President uses it to pay himself for taking vacations, and to pay himself again for the taxpayer-provided security detail.

And even if I were to play your stupid false equivalence game: At $300 per console and a game price of $59.99, AOC would have to buy 369,455 Nintendo Switches with a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for each to reach the $133 million racked up by Trump’s golf trips. So even if you were to blubber about how it’s all a tragic loss of taxpayer money either way, there’s your fucking difference you goddamn moron.

We’re done here.

#important

pr1nceshawn

The Stages of Not Leaving Your Apartment.

carldangerous

I FEEL VICTIMIZED

sweetpearportal

I low-key thought this was a post about quarantine…

time-and-space-penguin

Me too, lol! But then I realized it was made in 2017 and I was like ???

feral-flower-child

Wait it wasn’t about the quarantine???

#shitpost

aetherpool

#aesthetic

volendrung-deactivated20201016

the morrowind experience: you’re released from prison and given orders to meet an old imperial man in balmora. you arrive to his one room home to find him shirtless. he’s ripped. he offers for you to sleep in his bed. underneath it you spot a skooma pipe. he gives you 200 gold. for a minute, you question why youve been sent to him. you contemplate running like the fucking wind