Vesper

21+ | They/she | Omega | Just a silly little omega with my silly little blog. | Scent - Matcha Latte

[omega-vesper]

Hello friends!? Take a seat and allow me to reintroduce myself.

This blog formerly went by "an-omega-named-bear". I started this blog during a strange time in my life and I wish to distance myself with that area. That's the reason behind the change...

This blog will eventually contain sexually explicit themes, so minors don't interact.

I heavily identify with the misceverse lifestyle. Particularly within the role of an omega. Likely due to some sexual trauma that I won't be getting into at this time.

I enjoy soft, warm things, cool rainy weather, and curling up with a good book or fanfiction. Jamming out to some punk-rock emo goodness or writing filthy smut to some sensual beats.

{going to be going through the long and tiresome process of cleaning up this blog. Removing things that are misceverse/omegaverse focused and figuring out some sorta tagging system so stay tuned.}

So far with tagging

#a/b/o worldbuilding: Posts that I really like when it comes to personal world building. Stuff I'd like to use in my own worlds.

#omegaverse headcanons: Sometimes goes alongside the a/b/o worldbuilding but typically meant to be something I like the idea of but not necessarily sure about adding it in my own canon.

#Vesper speaks: Original talking posts.

#misceaninalis #miscecanis #miscelupus: These are tags that pertain to the omegaverse lifestyle rather than the writing trope.

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[jewfrogs]

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

[bobdylanslesbianlover]

i had to phone a taxi today, scary

[sga-owns-my-soul]

every time i see this post i think of that person who posted on reddit that they wanted to go to subway for the first time but they were scared they would say the wrong thing so someone gave them step by step instructions for the entire process and what all the choices would be and when they would ask what question and i just think

someone will

someone out there will see you and say "yes. the world is scary. but let me hold your hand and show you how to do it anyways"

everyone needs that someone, and everyone can be that someone

[warriorsdebt]

The subreddit r/explainlikeimscared is a surprisingly good resource for this. People are always very kind and thorough from what I've seen, and I spend a decent amount of time there giving walkthroughs and answering questions when I know the process.

[halfblackwolfdemon]

SHARING TO HELP SOMEONE ELSE OUT!

[byjove]

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[maja-paja]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[jordisstigander]

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

[moral-autism]

This is increasing my belief that we live in an era of unparalleled male bowerbird sexiness, not going to lie.

[tanadrin]

*me, eyeing the alien xenologists observing humanity in orbit* gosh, i hope no alien scientist decides to randomly turn me into a big tittied goth chick–

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[thesmi1ingcheshire]

'I took over a year off, and cut yall some slack. Tell a friend to tell a friend; She's Baaaaaaaaack!"

Blood Remembers - Chapter 1 - Bluechesire - Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) [Archive of Our Own]

THATS RIGHT YA'LL FIRST CHAPTER IS UP!!

Thanks to @polarspaz for letting me write this, and for @quasar-crew for helping me out with some of the writing and allowing me to expand on the universe!

[thesmi1ingcheshire]

Its been about a month folks! And I present to you, Dirty Little Animals;

Blood Remembers - Chapter 2 - Bluechesire - Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) [Archive of Our Own]

@polarspaz @quasar-crew @hells-couch-potato @otaku-dragon-lover nibblenibble my lovelies! Immago pass out now

[thesmi1ingcheshire]

"I know, I know, I'm late. SHUT IT!" Nico DMC5 (She's so funny I love her I need to play DMC again.) ANYHOOT RINGADING DING!! FOOD!

Blood Remembers - Chapter 3 - Bluechesire - Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse) [Archive of Our Own]

@polarspaz @hells-couch-potato @sonicasura @quasar-crew @drakeflight @otaku-dragon-lover @solettistuff nibblenibbles

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

Edit: muted this post, simply bc im sick of the transphobes and homophobes in the comments, and they're pissing me off ❤️

[screaminglads]

Read this as often as needed

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[taylor14firefly]

Similar energy:

[kropotkindersurprise]

February 9, 2000 - The London Lesbian Avengers stopped the no. 15 bus in London's Piccadilly Circus, and painted it pink. This was done to demand the repeal of homophobic Section 28, and to protest the involvement of homophobic millionaire Brian Souter in a Scottish campaign against the repeal. Souter was also the owner of privatised bus company Stagecoach, operating route 15. Section 28 was finally repealed in England and Wales in 2003. [video]

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing I haven't gotten critiqued on yet but that I can see looming on the horizon, is that I really like to have main characters who are non-human and autistic-coded. and I've seen the conversations about how it's not actually all that validating to have "autistic rep" if the character in question is just an alien or a robot or whatever, and I actually do agree with that (for real!), but unfortunately I want to be a creature so so bad, I just really really want to be a creature. or like a little gnome or bug or something. so a good number of my autistic self inserts will just be awful fuck ass creatures and I apologize for that.

[pangur-and-grim]

wait that's so big-brained

[official-dad-blog]

Relevant

[mintmatcha]

omegaverse where omegas are very rare, so its not unusual for omegas to have multiple alphas

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[omega-vesper]

Anyone else just unable to use Tumblr on their phones? Like I'll be using the search feature and it'll just glitch and kick me out. My dudes, I just wanna look at fanart and omegaverse goodness.