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[athenalesage]

New reaction image just dropped.

(not mine tho, shamelessly stolen off a fb meme group for memeable images)

[mayasaura]

I'm doing my part!!

[mayasaura]

I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.

[mayasaura]

Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.

Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.

[everythingismadeofchaos]

And presumably the coffee part stands for invading Arabs, right?

Not a history expert

[mayasaura]

I will be honest the coffee part stands for being a specialty latte in a coffee shop that sells coffee

[dogpuppy]

[100493503004422]

really sucks that things don't get done unless you do them

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[vamptits]

the top should get pregnant too.

[ooppo]

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

[olympusaflame]

[starshipheartofg-erti]

[catchymemes]

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[crimewave420]

If I'm white can I still smoke weed?

no

[beereye]

[crazy-brazilian]

sure I’ll reblog that

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

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[screenshotsofdespair]

[plum-soup]

[lookcaitlin]

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok