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Fiona| 17 | She/Her | Philippines | JJ bittenbinder is my muse

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[southposting]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

theyre talking about a moose

[bananatwinky]

[catchymemes]

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

[beachdeath]

#maybe 50s jello food actually was a sublimated expression of female rage

[chalamet-x]

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

[empgonzo]

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

[jollyhollya]

Bibbity bobbity boo!

I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.

[justhere4coffee]

I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is… From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.

[jollyhollya]

@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!

[cruxgalaxy]

I love this!

[kitkaloid]

whats the problem i don’t know well maybe i’m in LOVE! 💖💞 – (twitter) – (insta)

[unamusedsloth]

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

[julianlovesdogs]

This is my new favorite thing

[dee-the-red-witch]

I will never not enjoy the hell out of these. 

[mychalizhiding]

This is definitely on my bucket list.

[henrywasnthereaskanyone]

Photographer: hey are you comfortable with nudity

Model: yes sure I guess

Photographer: *unbuttoning shirt* cool well you just sit there and I’ll be there in a mo’

[11thsense]

A representation of my thought process at all times

[angelbabyspice]

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

[thesilencedmasses]

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

[realitytvshow]

[c3po]

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

[pochowek]

I agree jesus would totally be a walking wifi antenna for the people right now if he could haha. Thanks for the answer tho!

And then He saw the wifi-less, hunched over his mobile phone, and He asked. “Why are you looking so pathetic, so defeated?” “I am lost, for I have no internet connection.”, the lost man replied. And then He said: “Connect.”. And so the man connected, so he could buy his train ticket or something. AOL 21:32

[why-i-love-comics]

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man #310 - “Finale” (2018)

written by Chip Zdarsky art by Chip Zdarsky

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods

[greycloudsandlinings]

That’s actually called the Overview Effect- something experienced by some astronauts that makes them see that “from space, national boundaries vanish, the conflicts that divide people become less important, and the need to create a planetary society with the united will to protect this “pale blue dot” becomes both obvious and imperative”.

[dumbbadger]

I wish Rick and Morty hadn’t been reduced to the “i’m pickle rick!” joke when that was such a character developing episode dealing with family trauma, unhealthy coping mechanisms, and how uncomfortable yet crucial therapy can really be. Dr. Wong’s speech at the end was great: