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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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“Black lives matter. Breonna Taylor’s life matters. Hockey is a great game but it could be a whole lot greater and it starts with all of us” - Matt Dumba
Radio Free Samwell
@exhibit-no-restraint sent along an awesome prompt requesting Jack falling for the school radio station DJ, and this is what popped out! Thank you for donating and I hope you like it!
Jack Zimmermann considers himself a creature of habit. As a collegiate level athlete with designs on going pro, Jack has to be diligent; routine isn’t just a necessity, it’s a mandate.
This is the reason Jack’s so surly when his 4:30 alarm starts blaring Single Ladies instead of the expected classic rock. At first, he thinks it must be a mistake, so Jack checks the station: 96.9 ‘Radio Free Samwell’.
Sitting in his twin bed, sheets rucked around his waist, Jack presses the heel of his palm against his eye and resigns himself to a new year and a new morning DJ.
Goodbye Journey, hello Beyoncé.
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“You’re looking particularly surly this morning,” Shitty greets from the landing when Jack manages to stumble downstairs, half focused on tying his shoes. “You’re usually so chipper before you terrorize the incoming class.”
“Woke up to the wrong song,” Jack yawns, rolling onto his toes to pop his spine. “Trying not to take it as a sign of how the season’s gonna go.”
“Oh, day one and we’ve already got Mister Cynical,” Shitty catches the yawn. “That is a sign.”
Jack gives Shitty the finger.
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Hall pulls Jack aside after initial introductions.
“I need you to keep an eye out for anyone that needs improvement. There’s a freshman enrolled on waivers that submitted for scholarship and showed potential; I’d like to give him a shot if we’ve got any weak links.”
Jack casts a glance to the freshman running drills with Shitty and Johnson. They all appear to be decent talent, if rusty from a summer without conditioning.
“What kind of potential?”
“Ex-figure skater. Skinner-type. Speedy winger with some level of contact aversion.”
“Contact aversion? You could tell that from his tape?”
Hall nods.
“Never seen so much spin-o-rama in a submission. Skilled, but he was doing everything possible not to get checked. We don’t need the kid but I don’t like leaving talent on the table, especially when it’s already here.”
Jack takes a second look at the freshman, now with something amorphous to compare them to. Johnson catches Jack’s eye and waves. Jack waves back without thinking.
“I’ll keep an eye out.” He echoes, knowing that while the request is somewhat benign, he’s definitely been directed to cull the fat from the incoming class.
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Jack blinks awake, not to a high energy tune, but to a soft, accented voice wishing him a good morning. Or, rather, wishing all of Samwell a good morning; but for a brief moment Jack’s bleary enough to live in a world where he’s just that special to be receiving a personal shout out.
The moment passes when the next song begins to play and Jack rolls over, covering his ears with his pillow to escape the synth bop.
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Jack wakes to Nicki Minaj and rolls over to grab his phone, squinting at the bright light as he texts the radio line with misplaced irritation. He’s only half awake but he can bitch like the best of them when he needs to.
Jack definitely doesn’t expect to hear a reply so quickly after the song ends.
“Wow. And I thought it was just campus security and my lonesome self out here. This student seems to have taken umbrage with my choice of music this morning and has suggested if I must play ‘pop’ music I sprinkle in a little ‘culture’. Well, mysterious student who has no reason to be awake and this rude at 4:30 AM, I guess I can meet you halfway. Hope you like Mika.”
Jack stares at his radio as the mildly accusatory opening refrain of ‘Grace Kelly’ begins drifting from the speakers. Jack actually does enjoy Mika.
‘You know Mika recorded a live album with the Montreal Symphony Orchestra?’
Jack doesn’t receive a reply, because it’s a one way line, but the next song is the orchestral version of Relax (Take It Easy), the soft rendition so gentle it nearly sends Jack right back to sleep. He slaps the snooze button before he loses his rhythm, and when the radio clicks on again five minutes later, the music that pumps through the small speakers is something Jack doesn’t recognize.
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The next morning, Jack wakes to late 2000s Britney Spears.
‘What was that about culture?’ Jack texts blearily.
After the song finishes, that soft, southern voice comes on the air and sighs, “I shouldn’t reward bad behavior, but I’m also certain you’re the only person on campus listening right now.”
The next track is another Mika song. Jack takes the victory and texts ‘Thank you. I like having a routine.’
Three minutes later, Relax (Take it Easy) plays again.
For the following week, at 4:30 AM sharp, there is a song from the same Mika album. Jack’s not even necessarily a fan, but he appreciates the gesture from this faceless DJ with an adorable voice.
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Petersen starts to fade around week three. Jack would assume some measure of partying is the culprit, but then he starts hearing the rumors about Yale sniffing around rival schools to poach talent after a disappointing recruiting season and losing several players to NHL development deals.
“Time to give that back-up kid a call?” Jack asks. “Petersen’s itching to bounce.”
“Might be time,” Hall agrees. “We’ll talk to Nathan and if he’s a goner we can bring Bittle in. If this happens, can I count on you to get him up to speed?”
The Jack of a few short years ago would have been insulted by the question, at the loose implication he can’t handle working with a new teammate, but he’s gone through enough therapy to know better, now.
“How much speed we talking?” Jack jokes, relishing the smile he gets from his coach.
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For the first time since he’s returned to Samwell, Jack wakes to a song that predates 2005. It takes a moment to adjust, and just like that, the new routine is gone. With Petersen gone, and a new winger stepping up to take his place, maybe it’s a sign of normalcy returning to the Samwell Men’s Hockey team.
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Eric Bittle introduces himself, voice light, bearing a familiar accent, and Jack’s first damning thought is that Bittle doesn’t have a face for radio.
He loves getting raked by the back scratcher. He is my zen garden
Quarantine Asks: Questions You Usually Wouldn’t Think of Asking But You’re Bored AF
Animated character that was your gay awakening?
Grilled cheese or PB&J?
What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on?
Your go-to bar order, if you drink?
What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?
Top three cuisines?
What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?
What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?
Look up. What’s directly across from you?
Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?
Preferred way to spend a rainy day?
What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?
Brunch or midnight snacks?
Favorite mug you own
What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?
Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)
Fruity or herbal teas?
What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?
That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?
Do you match your socks?
Have you ever been horseback riding?
What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)
Have you ever been to jail?
What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?
Puzzles?
You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?
What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?
What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?
Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?
Where could someone find you in a museum?
What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?
Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?
If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?
Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?
You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?
Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with
Lakes, rivers, or oceans?
Favorite mid-2000s song
How do you dress when you’re home alone?
Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?
Knives or swords?
A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving
Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie
Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?
Name a classic Vine
What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?
How do you top your ice cream?
Do you like Jello?
What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?
How are you at climbing trees?
cats have to be very small but they are allowed to do as many crimes as they want. that's the deal they made with god
Mother, why?
[1024] WHY STOP
hockey team thickness - Arizona Coyotes
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Things that do not get the smell of cat pee off your hands
-hot water
-cold water
-hand soap
-dish soap
-hand sanitizer
-lotion
-Clorox wipes
-scrubbing
-the cat himself
Things that do get cat pee off your hands
-nothing
-that’s it
-hope you don’t have to smell your hands for the next 4-6 hours
I made this on Snapchat and it took longer than I ever imagined
This is my hockey blog lmao but I’ll put it here too
RAREPAIRS? Can we please get a little Ford/Shruti!?
I’m trying to practice writing shorter things so here we go.
Shruti was not the first non-hockey captain to visit the hockey frat house. She knew that. Deep down. Because it made logical sense and Edgar was full of shit and she really didn’t need the gris-gris bag that Sabrina had given her and she was keeping it on her because it was probably some sort of horrible luck to throw it away and she couldn’t really afford it this season.
That was all.
It wasn’t that she was particularly afraid of the SMH, not really. They had a reputation for being loud and obnoxious and ridiculous, but there had never really been anything concretely dangerous. At least not to anyone not on their own team. There was something intimidating though, even with her budding friendship with Bitty, about approaching an all male frat house. She was bracing herself for the off handed comments about women’s sports. About the way college boys tended to even say the term. Like it was comparable to elementary school kids, just learning what sports they liked. Like it was cute.
She breathed out through her nose as she headed up the steps, wincing as they creaked like something out of a horror movie under her feet. She was friends with Bitty, she reminded herself. Bitty, who was smart and sweet and unapologetically out in one of the most brutal sports in the country. Bitty who was the captain of this team. She wouldn’t have to fight any of these dumb hockey boys for her own dignity, she could just hand them over to their captain and let the chips fall where they did from there.
But they couldn’t really be that bad, not with Bitty in charge, could they?
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