omgadriana

Live in such a way that if someone said something bad about you, no one would believe it. 

[toadoasis]

Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

[fartjungle]

I hate the timeline we live in

[smitethestate]

This is REAL

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice

Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it

[catbountry]

It’s so American.

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[biohazerd]

2012 was a different time

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

A simpler time

[vuhii]

meme genre i like: real life images with video game UIs edited over them

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

have you got any examples?

[vuhii]

[madfishmonger]

I dug through my random images folder to find this. 

[seylahmoon]

I mean….that boy is fine.

[tearthatcherryout]

Teyana Taylor in “Fade” by Kanye West

[javaher]

[314eater]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[sleep-safe]

this is…. meta as fuck

[etthereal-deactivated20180821]

*is depressed* *takes 37 bong rips* *is slightly less depressed but v baked*

[thefloatingstone]

Anime cliches I miss because they don’t really do them any more

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

[czarryy]

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

[boredzoi]

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

[freshest-tittymilk]

I’ve always called that the “(Evil) Big Sister laugh

[arorea]

Dignity laugh and overdramatic falling are my favorites xD

[ruinedchildhood]

Me.

[hypoghetticals]

[dynastylnoire]

THE INTERNET IS CANCELED

[neutralfleur]

u are hella petty

and conceited i thought this said pretty