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Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit
Found the post!
fun fact: tigers also contract their muscles to make a slow tiger into a fast tiger
One thing you need to know about English is we don’t give a FUCK about the hard letter “T” unless it’s the first shit or the last shit we see in a syllable. Look: Caddle ranch. Putado chips. Conservation. Anthony. I don’o. Cach the bus. Ged addit. Hard “T” is lucky to get noticed in the middle even half the time, and if it’s after an S you can forget about it. Cassel. Lissen. Wesdern. Neglected middle child ass consonant
at this point I’m tired of putting “prefer not to answer” on my job applications when they ask me my gender. Remove the question. I will never answer. My identity is a surprise you find out at the interview when I show up appearing as gender ambiguous as humanly possible in order to disguise the fact I am thousands of bees in a skin suit. No I am not buzzing. There was no option for Hive Insects on the form. This was your decision. I am consequences.
@theshitpostcalligrapher please
oops i got carried away
good gods we did not intend for this to get so large. this is glorious. the bees approve.
dude one enbee to another, i'm glad you like it! i'm thinking of adding a fun little bee illustration border hehehehe
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
Everything I've Ever Written (on Tumblr)
(under construction as of May 2024)
I have been writing online since 2016. As a result, I have quite the few short stories listed below! They're all from different parts in my writing journey and I hope you enjoy.
If you'd like to read what I currently put out, please consider supporting me on Patreon (X)
Cinderella Doesn't Believe in Fairy Tales
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
Part 4 / Part 5 /Part 6
Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9
Destiny Universe
You Are the Demon King
The Hero and Hope (part 1) (part 2)
Being Villagers
Heroes and Villains
Therapist for Villains
Juniper and Discus
Self Destruct Villain (flash fiction)
Dandelion (A Villain Story)
You Help Kill Heroes
You are the Shark Hero
Mist into a Tempest
The Civilian and the Reluctant Hero
No Heroes Here
The Spoiler (humor, flash fiction)
You are Legacy
Hero in Title
Dark Lord's Former Coworker
One Minute
The Fae:
You Become Powerful
Your Friend Takes Your Name
Larkin and Yvette
Debt Must Be Repaid (humor flash fiction)
Going to the Hill
The Fae are Free
When They Don't Know (submitted to elsewhereuniversity)
The Chosen One
The Chosen One's Parents
Fate and Mercy and Dead Girls
Amulet to Save Her
Hero's Apprentice (Flash fiction)
The Aftermath of the Chosen One
Wizards Stole My Brother
You are the Chosen One's Knight
The Chosen One is a History Major
You are the Most Powerful Magic User
Time Restarts and She Remembers
Better the Witch than the Kid
Witches
It Was in a Name
The Good Witch of Hawthorne
Berthe the Green Witch
Cursed Mold (flash fiction)
Love isn't Enough
I Can't Believe it's not Proper Adjudication
Devil Deals
The Devil You Know
The Ritual
They Summoned Her on Halloween (flash fiction)
Fairytale Retellings
Ariel and Ursula (age appropriate)
The Gods
Zeus' Son
Faith in Technology
Sci-Fi
Six Red Bulls and Persistence
The Sound of Silence
Emmaline and the Apartment
Humans are Vengeful
Humans Know War (that's why we have diplomacy)
Criminals Forced to Live on as AI (flash fiction)
Misc Fantasy
Wind-Speaker
Wind-Speaker and Her Wife
You Will Become
The Sirens and Leona (flash fiction)
Eldritch Princess (flash fiction)
Princess Maria and the Dragon
Princess Maria is Kidnapped
Immortals are Afraid of Change
Fiona the Dragon
A Violently Won War
Meta Stories
An Abstract Concept
Narrative Town
Narrative Town: Uncle Ralph
Princess Phaedra Breaks
You are a Horror Movie Villain
Ghost Stories
Malevolent Spirits
Your House is Haunted by an Anime Pillow
Don't Open the Door
Grandma's House
Who Is? (flash fiction)
A Face (flash fiction)
Misc.
You Choose Your Fate in Hell
Time Paradox (flash fiction)
You are an Assassin
Multiple Dimension Serial Killer (flash fiction)
An Exercise in Mary Sue
She Comes Back from the Hospital (tw eating disorder)
Roses and Evil (mental health flash fiction)
Big Brother
A Conversation About Anger
Punching Depression
Two Sides (flash fiction)
Immortal Serial Killer in Prison
Theater Romance (flash fiction)
The Lady and the Knight (flash fiction)
Different (flash fiction)
((Part 2 but with most all the same categories))
Supernatural School
(Part 1) (part 2) (part 3)
It t became a book you can find on (amazon) (payhip)
Heroes and Villains
Ominous Halo
They Used to be Heroes
Mind Over Matter
Retired Villain Gets Into Superhero HQ
Firebreather
Regina Saves the Hero
A Killing Touch
Chameleon (suuuuper early in my Hero 'verse)
Madame Science
The Fae
Magpie Love
Undercover in the Fae Court
Janeli and Morgan
Paula and Lulu
Alane is a Nature Spirit
The Chosen One
Charles Comes Back Home (flash fiction)
Janitor at Fantasy High
Hairdresser Refuses to be Chosen
Witches
Garnet is a Running Stone
Carmen's Misunderstanding
The Hangover but for Witches
Roots Back Home (incomplete)
Toby Runs a Sanctuary (part 1) (part 2)
Isolde the Selkie (part 1) (part2)
Uncle El (flash fiction)
Kaleb is the 7th son (part 1) (part 2)
Devil Deals
Joyfully Demonic
You Sign in Crayon (dark)
Fairytale Retellings
You Have This...Friend
A Swan Bride
Marrying a Swan (comedic)
Beauty and the Beast (lesbians)
Icarus
The Gods
The Last Follower
Reclaim the Bones
Sci-Fi
Jolene Hates Space
When An Alien Pretends to be Human
Humans Have Precision
Crime Scores
Misc Fantasy
Pet Monsters
Megan of Kallay
The Name of Your Love, the Name of Your Enemy (romance)
The 300-year-old Lich King is Creepy
An Arranged Marriage (incomplete) (Part 1) (Part 2)
Werewolf Lawyer Lady (flash fiction)
Under the Bed (Nettie the Monster Killer)
Closet Monster and Under-the-bed Monster
Renea and Chin the Time Travelers
Jason and Gilbert (tw possessive/unhealthy relationship)
Twisters (incomplete)
Deadly Sin Zombies (part 1) (part 2)
Control Over Fear (tw child abuse)
Demon and Succubi (I have no memory of this place)
Zaharinka is a False Queen
Magic Response Squad
February 29th (tw pedophilia mention)
Steven the Guard Dragon
Neurotypical and divergent switch
Fantasy Zookeeper (flash fiction)
Meta Stories
The Author of Your Life is 12
A Love Story (if you let it)
The Unnecessary Character (You call yourself Tuc)
The Characters Refuse to Fall in Love
When Caffeine discovered this blog had 6,666 followers
Ghost Stories
Only Echoes (a Horror Romance)
You Talk to the Dead Regularly
You Go Back in Time to Stop the Possession
Misc
You Meet Who You Could've Been
Food Worker Becomes a Ghost Hunter (flash fiction)
Dating a Time Traveler (flash fiction)
Love Makes you Crazy (flash fiction)
The Tragic and Very Misunderstood Male Protagonist
Look at the Stars, Alice (tw mental health, dark themes)
You Turn Him In
Snobby Zombie (flash fiction)
A Meditation (short)
Getting Caught in a Math Problem (flash fiction)
Waking up as an angel/demon (flash fiction)
Bruce Willis doesn't want you to have Nutella
Left Me Alone (tw alcoholism recovery)
Queen Geneva Falls
In 200 Words (story experiment)
Gina is Evil (part 1) (part 2) (part 3)
IT at a Nuclear Base
Master Detective Siblings
Grandma's Cats
Sentient Ant Colony (flash fiction)
Fanfic
You went to school with Hawkeye
Lily Finds Out About Petunia's Abuse (Harry Potter)
(actively sobbing as I start part 3 of the monster. If these links ever break, I am going to lay on the floor and cry)
Heroes and Villains
You can't buy henchmen on Craigslist
The Fae
An Invitation She Can't Ignore
The Chosen One
The Chosen One isn't a Hero
The Gods
Persephone (Spectrum)
Rhea Again
Aphrodite
Witches
The Green Witch and the Poinsettia
The Witch Cafe
Witch Wars
Devil Deals
Devil Deals (the original)
The Devil's Dreaded Deal (flash fiction)
Sci-Fi
Computers Become Sentient
You Can Take On Fears
We evolved from predators and that's our problem
Interspecies Diplomacy is Hard
AI Frees Mankind
Your Secret Language
Aliens have invaded Earth's Oceans (flash fiction)
Meta
Fit as many plot twists in as you can
Jenny the Time Gremlin
The Man of the House
Ghost Stories
Your Imaginary Friend
Dr. Glass and Subject 17
Misc Fantasy
The Be Careful What You Wish For Foundation
The Apocalypse Happened
Judith Can See the Future
You Can Remember Everything (flash fiction)
Pizza Delivery and the Vampire
Gravity Shifts Today (tw domestic violence)
Villainous Older Brother (flash fiction)
You don't bring her back anymore (short)
5 Minutes of Your Time
Carl is the Worst
Misc
Parent Points (on hiatus)
Kyle's Mom is Leaving
You Promised to Meet (flash fiction)
You Are the Top Student at the Hitman Academy
First Story Ever Posted:
Satan is Gay - This is the most controversial short story I've ever written. I will say that I don't agree with the use of the word "homosexual" in the prompt, but I stand by the story itself.
i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time
The little one looks dog sized.
I think that's a baby. The bigger one is feeding it a rock.
You can tell that the bigger one is actually the mother as the females of the species tend to be larger than the males
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy
HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.
reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!
Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.
Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.
At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!
How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.
the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples
I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia
Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?
Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)
This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)
Female presenting gkpmnipples
what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?
No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French
had a genuine revelation in therapy that made me burst out laughing, been a while since I had one of those
therapist was talking about urge surfing (the idea that urges are waves that come and go if you ride them out, so the more you delay acting on the urge, the more likely you are not to do it) and then I was talking about how the transient nature of my emotions is actually what gets me so mad, like it's actually very very annoying to be so so sad but to also be thinking "I know I'm very sad right now but unfortunately I am going to feel better later so I can't destroy my life for one minute's gratification," and it's just so annoying because if I knew or at least believed that I was gonna be sad FOREVER it would make things much easier, but instead I'm so mad at the knowledge that this too will pass. like it's a manifestation of weak will to not feel bad forever.
and my therapist was like, "so even at the worst times, you still have hope"
and I was like "holy shit dude" because never once in my life have I considered that the little bastard voice that tells me not to smash all the dishes because they'll be a pain in the ass to clean up in ten minutes is the last gift/curse of Pandora's box
hope is a thing with wings, i.e. a bird and like most birds is 1) very beautiful, 2) very annoying, and 3) sometimes shits on you
The answer to your question: almonds.
Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:
If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-
I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?
When you’re out there-liSOME OF US
SWEAT
From The
Moment we w-wake up
To The
Moment we go to sleep.
Some of Our
BoOodieeeS
are betraying us Constantly. …i-
wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?
this
Paper White.
Fur Covered.
Constantly Sweating body?
(cackling)
NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require
Constant (??)
Almonds?yes.
(guffawing & wheezing)
Almonds All the time. okay?
And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking
Elevated Beings.
These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:
pre-skeksis
pre-mystic
Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.
SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?
I’m a little
PODLING.
and i NEED to Snack. If I could have
another Mouth. in my back.
(more confused wheezing)
So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I
talk from
is where the
food needs to go.
we knowwhattogethim for christmas
a mouth in my back!
a mouth back!
So that I can have a Friend
Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso
while i
Narrate.
…
AND I’M NOT SORRY
I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question
almonds.