Kristina

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it

[omgawkwarddd]

People always leave. People always disappoint. I try and try again but always end up getting hurt. I guess I enjoy the torture.

[kamalahq]

[hollowtones]

remember: ghosts are typically immune to physical Things, such as fists or spears, because their bodies are not made of things. experts suggest using un-things when facing them in battle, like an un-spear, or a mildly breezy afternoon, or Concepts

[sketchdeath]

*sucker punches a ghost with the feeling of longing*

[danateacupchildsanchez]

[omgawkwarddd]

Help I want a boyfriend but I’m too socially awkward to go on dates

[chainmessages-blog]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

my thighs r thick cos theyre full of love

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Mine are full of cheese and crackers

[omgawkwarddd]

My sister and I got fried Oreos at a fair and she dropped one and said "now it's a flooreo"

[reallyabitch]

leave me alone but also give me constant attention

[count2infinity]

[wannajoke]

[bruva23456789-deactivated202005]

an inspiration to us all

[iapislazuli]

in class

me: *smiles*

teacher: why u smiling

me: nothing

me (in my mind):

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[hyliandreso]

Help me Roger darling

[omgawkwarddd]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[cristianoronldo]

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

THIS IS HOW YOU REACT TO SOMEBODY ATTEMPTING TO SPEAK A NON-NATIVE LANGUAGE.

SIMILARLY, THIS IS ALSO HOW YOU RESPOND TO ASSHOLES WHO LAUGH AT SOMEBODY ATTEMPTING TO SPEAK A NON-NATIVE LANGUAGE.

[thatonecurlygurl]

Handled with class.

[behappybecauselifeisagift]

Jennifer lawrence *cough cough ✋🏻

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[nahfamugood-deactivated20180904]

I can’t

[debrathornberry]

@femmelillies

[nethilia]

is dem mongooses?

[enemy-gamer-spotted]

WE DEM BOYZ

[killin-the-machine]

He is my favorite human being I swear to god