Just Another Tumblr Guy

ibrahim • he/him • gemini • bi? • 26

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[kosmogrl]

[hjaerta]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[primarchslut]

ONE UNBREAKABLE SHIELD AGAINST THE COMING DARKNESS.

one last blade, forged in defiance of fate. let them be my legacy to the galaxy i conquered, and my final gift to the species i failed.

[cranberry-branflakes]

me (in barely any pain): ITS CANCER IM DYING

me (in severe pain): pfftt nahhh im fine thats just the old friend we go way back

[r0zeclawz]

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

[mousegirlheart]

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[gertritude-art]

nightly spiral

[sigynpenniman]

this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well

[gleamiarts]

just some guy™

[songsomi]

[animatedtext]

[l3ominor]

[mint-corset]

[nurt-in-ur-burtt]

@themaxis

[unamusedsloth]

“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

[bendablebananas]

@maculategiraffe tags

[foosili]

[3liza]

incredible website

[junglejim4322]

High or drunk

[moriemur]

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[noctthedoor]

Don’t leave this in the tags

[todaysbird]

“ravens are symbols of death, demons, and the underworld”

x

[yourlocalaphrodisian]

Ravens have always been associated with prophecy, foresight, wisdom, divine intervention and ice cream

[imthehuggernaut]

can't believe the art side of tumblr hasn't drawn a cute version of this little raven putting on her pink lipstick in the morning before going out to the raven shopping mall and seeing her raven girlfriends

[ratt-teeth]

I have to do everything around here