What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you counterrevolutionary kulak? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NKVD, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on enemies of the people, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Soviet armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will put you against the wall with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, bourgeois reactionary swine. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chekists across the USSR and your address is being traced so you better prepare for the storm, wrecker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, imperialist agent. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can expropriate your property and liberate the people in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Nagant M1895. Not only am I extensively trained in dialectical materialism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Soviet Strategic Rocket Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the proletarian state, you class traitor. If only you could have known what righteous revolutionary retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, wrecker.