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depsidase

gumi-megpoidd

Oh wow ur right

disgustinganimals

Who told you about the mind cow

naamahdarling

stars-bean

“Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia!”

Anastasia (1997) Ocean’s Eight (2018) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) The Witches (1990)

crazilyawesomeme-deactivated202

They’re coming after us now

tgwdlmreprised

oh wow gen z isnt using a site thats mostly used by 40 year old moms sharing minion memes

cactusrabbit-deactivated2019120

Godspeed, young ones. Succeed where we failed. Destroy the beast.

undercoverwizardninjaturtle

dudewiththestache

LMAO

faebirdie

just to be clear, the fact that music was nominated for a golden globe is absolutely disgusting. every single (adult) involved in that gross, ableist movie should be sickened by themselves.

for those of you who don't know, music (2021) is a movie being directed by sia about a nonverable autistic girl. not only does it not include any actually autistic people in the movie itself but it also only took advice from autism speaks which is looked at as a hate group by the majority of the autistic community. leaked scenes have also shown the movie glorifying prone restraints which are incredibly dangerous and have resulted in major injuries and even death to disabled people as recently as last year.

autistic people just like me have been incredibly outspoken about how harmful this movie is but the allistic have been mostly silent. we are already seeing reviews calling this movie 'inspiring' and important' and it's absolutely horrific! we need your help calling this out. please stand with us and call out this disgusting display of disrespect to autistic folks.

💛 - your local actually autistic pal

p.s. please, please reblog if you aren't autistic.

jenny-jinya

CW: animal death

People have asked for more interactions between Life and Death. Life is bringing so much color into my comics haha <3

dankmemeuniversity

xelayxes

@matzahball

dracophile

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

hamptercatapult

great poast every one👍

shirecorn

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

syberfire117

Can’t believe he’s ace

shirecorn

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

aphorisnt

hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

shirecorn

the high geologist has ascended

ethanrayne

every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.

memewhore

First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.

bl00dline

@a-british-guardsman

animedads-deactivated20210108

it’s “Dark Soul,” the famous protagonist of the hit franchise, Dark Souls! known for his famous quotes: “everything is darkest before the soul” and “every soul has its dark”

officialspanishinquisition

I want to hit your face with a brick

cvberitual

chill out and have a drink from the ester flask

awesomevines

burningwinterfell

lady-raziel

vintage 2020 right here

clown-strife-deactivated2021041

srsfunny

Masha The Hero

asryakino

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

booty-uprooter

oh good I was worried

dr-dendritic-trees

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

squibbbly

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

pon-raul

Hero cat

goaliesarethebest

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

jenniferrpovey

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

purplesaline

Okay but it’s even better because adult cats don’t meow at each other. That’s a vocalization they’ve specifically adopted to communicate with people.

Masha didn’t just see a kitten and save it, she knew it was a human baby and protected it until she could ask other humans if they knew where this one’s mother was (cats will attempt to find the mother of an unattended litter of kittens and if the mother can’t be found will usually care for them as best they can themselves).

Cats in colonies are also communal caregivers so when the medics took the human kitten Masha was basically running after them going “Hey! Don’t forget me! He needs his Aunt Masha!”

Animals that will care for members of another species despite understanding they’re a different species are amazing.