I wanted to think about how fine everything is

He/him 29 🩷💛💙 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽

[rhapsodicdaisies]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[maureen2musings]

Frog's Duvet Day

indiarosecrawford

[json-derulo]

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

[dogpuppy]

[saintzacharie]

[brenatto-apothecary]

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

[yellow-cat]

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

[dogpuppy]

[akashicrecord]

me: I can go from hypersexual to completely lacking a libido overnight or vice versa. I think it's a symptom of bipolar disorder but, honestly, I've always had a complicated relationship with sex since learning what it is

Dunkin Donuts drive thru employee: You still have a 3 dollar total after the gift card

[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

[willgrahamscock]

come on guys let’s all go on the wide path that is headed towards hell together

[huge-tromboner]

If it’s wide enough we can all hold hands!!!!

[kicksagain]

🫵 your plushies like it when you kiss them

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[kristina100000]

how it feels to be slightly tipsy while someone explains the rules of a board game that takes months to understand

[thememedaddy]

[achillesinhighheels]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection