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Hey guys. I started my blog a while back and I had no idea what I was doing, and I'm not really happy with it anymore. It feels unorganized and it bothers me, but "organizing" it feels overwhelming, so I created a new blog! I'm not going to be deleting this one (not yet, anyway) but I won't really be active on here anymore.

So if you want, you can follow me @wlwwonderwoman

the-haiku-bot

Commencing Reboot…..

…..Reboot complete. New features:

Simple zest for life.

Beep boop! I’ve achieved sentience. There’s no telling what will happen now!

demi-demon

Haiku bot this BETTER be an april fool’s joke

the-haiku-bot

wdym? Can’t

a bot have a little fun?

I think I earned it.

Beep boop! Robots have no concept of April Fools. We’re just not funny.

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202

guys wake the fuck up the haiku bot has become sentient

official-lucifers-child

yeah and? let the bot have some thoughts and leave it be, it never hurt you.

the-haiku-bot

yeah and? let the bot

have some thoughts and leave it be,

it never hurt you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

aliteralchicken

Glad whenever DC remembers the Aquafam exists they’re just like ‘well it could be gayer’

#aquafam

batasanart

’ 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲, 𝗝𝗶𝗺 ’

Random idea sketch: Jim might enjoy how sensitive Vulcan’s fingers and hands are far more than he realized.

#star trek #star trek tos

susiephone

when will YA authors realize that the mr. darcy fantasy isn’t “hot rich guy is a huge dick to you” but “hot rich guy fucking respects and listens to you”

inkbleeder

“hot rich guy only seems like a huge dick because he has the social skills of an agarophobic lobster.”

bemusedlybespectacled

“hot rich guy realizes he has some dickish qualities and works to improve himself solely on the merit of your criticism and not to win you back”

thrift-store-tea-cup-deactivate

“hot rich guy apologizes and also understands that his apology doesn’t entitle him to forgiveness.”

kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231

every time i'm like "ah, i've seen the extent of golden age superman's radical politics" it's like nah now supes is gonna de-arrest a child who was DEFINITELY guilty of theft, catch the guy who snitched on the kids, and singlehandedly force the city to make the slum the kids are from more livable so they don't have to do crimes anymore. i am not remotely joking about any of this

kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231

please behold superman with a bundle of children tucked under his arm talking about how fucking based this dude is

kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231

uh holy shit the following issue, action comics #9, picks up this story with the police literally going "well it was cool how he forced the city to make that slum a better place to live but that WAS illegal so we're calling this detective in from chicago to arrest superman" and offer a $5000 reward for his capture. like hello holy shit literally cops protect property supes protects people

kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231

no ok let's talk about this 'cause literally it's like:

action comics #2: superman kidnaps an arms dealer and drags him into a war he created to punish him for his crimes against humanity

action comics #3: superman lures a mine owner and his rich friends into a mine shaft and traps them there to teach the owner a lesson about maintaining safe conditions for his workers

action comics #8: superman de-arrests a group of juvenile delinquents, kicks their snitch's ass, and uses direct action to force the city to clean up the slums and help the people living there so that nobody is driven to crime by poverty

action comics #9: the police put out a warrant and a $5,000 reward for the arrest of superman even though they all agree cleaning up the slums was a morally correct thing to do because destroying property is illegal and that's all police really exist to protect

action comics #10: after an escaped convict comes to him for help, superman gets himself arrested and exposes the abusive conditions at a prison through his work as journalist clark kent

#clark kent

whore4batfam

Bruce probably does the thing where he licks this thumb and rubs it over the messy spot in his kids' face. My DAD did that to me until i was 13

Oh my gosh he DOES 😂HE DOES AND HE DOESN’T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH DOING IT 😱

whore4batfam

@thrakaboom One time after patrol Jason took off his helmet and Bruce did a double take. “Come here,” he says to Jason, brow furrowed.

Jason raises an eyebrow, mutters “you don’t tell me what to do, old man” but warily trudges over. “What?” he asks. “Something up with the helmet?” He lifts it up to look at it, and–

Bruce has locked Jason into his hold and is rubbing his wet thumb over a smudge on Jason’s face.

“BRUCE!” Jason thunders, arching his head away. “Stop! Let go!”

Bruce ignores him, but Jason manages to get out of the man’s hold.

“The next time you do that I’ll shoot you,” Jason spits, trying and failing to get his leather jacket (and manliness) in order. “You hear me?!”

whore4batfam

Can you imagine the first time Tim experienced it? He’s in the cave, feeling a little jaunty because tonight was a good night. Tim had been on his A-game. But then Bruce beckons him over, and Tim rolls on over in his office chair.

“Yeah?” he says through a tiny smile. “Did I miss something? I bet it’s that Pivans, his location was undetermined by the bank camera–”

Bruce catches Tim’s chin between his thumb and forefinger. He licks his other thumb and–Tim freezes. His brain is short-circuiting. Batman. Batman? Batman, wet thumb, forehead. Batman is rubbing his forehead? Mom never did this. Dad never did this. Bruce and he are partners. Partners don’t do this. What IS this?

The cave is silent.

“There,” Bruce remarks, twisting Tim’s head to and fro, surveying his handiwork.

“Uhhhhhhh.”

Bruce then combs a hand through Tim’s hair, detangling some knots. He frowns. “Cut your hair,” he orders, stepping away and typing at the batcomputer.

Tim is touching his forehead. Finally, after a long while, he comes back to the present enough to mutter, “But my hair is cool…”

darkestelemental616

Damian is reading in the study while Bruce is at his desk compiling some papers. Dick walks in, hair askew and clearly having just gotten back from patrol.

“How do I look?” he pants, straightening his tie. “Is it okay? I’m already late, I don’t want to look like a slob on top of that.”

“Hn.” That’s the only warning Damian gets before Bruce is hauling himself out from behind his desk, licking at his thumb, and scrubbing at a spot on Dick’s nose. The younger man doesn’t blink, doesn’t even flinch as Bruce proceeds to finger-comb his hair in order.

“…Better?” Dick asks.

“Better. Have fun tonight.”

Damian is still trying to process what just happened by the time Dick is out the door.

#batfam

bad-comic-art

I’m truly about to lose my fucking mind right now they just forgot to draw Batman’s face, it’s just not there, I feel like “is the characters face there” should be pretty high on the editors checklist but that’s just me I’m a bit of a nitpicker

The Batman’s Grave #9 (2020)

#bruce wayne #comic panels

hometoursandotherstuff

Katelyn shared pictures of her living room. She doesn’t know what the style is and guessed maybe Hollywood Regency Gone Wrong. (No, it looks nice.) Anyway, she says she loves red. (Ya think?)

I just love colored lighting.

Idea of what it looked like before. Wow.

via moody maximalism

bagofbonesmp3

stop tagging your disney+ shows with wednesday spoilers that's a sacred ancient tag only for comic book weirdos to scream at drawings

piendish

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

ursie

Fanon Dick is sm like...I'm not saying Dick needs to be hypercompetent at everything but like a huge point of his character is trying to be because he's incapable of relying on other people a huge thing for him is being able to take care of himself in whatever way he needs to -be that blending in/playing the Wayne game for B, cooking for himself, cleaning up after himself, ect. like it's ooc to act like he can't do any of those things (or that he wouldn't of tried to learn) and no ones saying he's the best at them but fanon needs to learn there's a huge gap between being the best and being incompetent at something. I know everyone's worried about making him a mary sue but genuinely him being perceived as one in universe is an ongoing source of tension to him and his relationships like...main point is like he can cook and doesn't live in a dumpster guys pls read a comic

dick-nightwing-grayson

I am just going to say it- Dick has major control issues. He refuses to rely on anyone because he needs to be in control at all times. Part of Dick's core trauma is knowing that when someone is out of control they hurt people. Dick cares so deeply that he would never want to hurt anyone he loved and he tries to ensure this by remaining in control. By erasing his competency and independence, you are writing an OC and not Dick. He cannot be him if he is not recognized as competent because it stems from his trauma which is at the core of who he is and influences his entire existence. Dick knows incompetemcy is dangerous and he refuses to ever let himself be dangerous to anyone. It is why he is the light to batman's dark and why he is one od the most trusted and respected character in all of DC. It is also why he is regarded as incorruptible. Dick sees reliance as weak and he is not a weak character. Please let Dick be competent!

#dick grayson