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hih

Tell him i said highest it's like racist but high - swimbag

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Potion of lesser poisoning

Ive already hit rock bottom so a bang is just the shovel. -Warmy in regards to mixing energy drinks with milk

[yourfavist4t]

Your fav is T4T:

Wall-E and Eve are T4T and in love💖

[one-1-lampshade]

This is what my gf and I look like on dates;

[heidi-n-d]

some of my low-res hermits+text posts I found on pinterest

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All of these are so accurate lmao. I love gem but her obsession with birch is simply incorrect.

[egretful]

Happy Father’s Day! 👨‍👧‍👦

[one-1-lampshade]

all of these fine gentlemen are daddy.

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Inklings are just boners full of paint

The life stages of an inkling (shown in the Sunken Scrolls) assume the form of a squid in infancy, then 4 of their apendages grow longer in childhood, until at the age of 14, at the beginning of puberty and their adolescence, they gain the ability to turn into a humaniod form. Their squid form can dissolve in water and ink and move through grates, while the human form cannot.   This, along with the fact that they dissolve in clear water and their clothes float to the surface indicates their human form is created by forming a protective skin filled with their liquid bodies like a fleshy erect balloon. tldr Inklings in their human form are paint boners.

[creepish]

I’ve exhibited behavior that doesn’t even exist yet 

[one-1-lampshade]

Quotes from my friends playing nekopara

down bad for that catgirl shlong - swimbag myaster  - Warmy ooc I’m having a stroke - narrator Me: mmm hah ugh ch-chocola! Frosty: Why’d you have to read it like that? Me: I’M COMMITED TO THE ART

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Fix-it-fics my beloved

You heal my heart in ways I didn’t realize it was broken <3

[grimsreblogs]

gender of being a funny little guy. a he/he/he , if you will.

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Favorite Candy

I want to fuck the green m&m 

[swimbagquotes]

“I am syphyls and Corey is a tumor” -Me

05/08 6:00pm

(DND)

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Joking quotes that have ended up in mpreg fanfiction:

DONT LOOK AT ME WHILE TOUCHING YOUR ICE COCK

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Is my piss clear or are you just happy to see me?

Your text here

[featherlouise]

Guess who stayed up till 5:35 am drawing this (゜-゜)

But it was worth it bc technopigtails pog!!

[one-1-lampshade]

Important note: techno not in a maid dress but in a female pirate’s outfit which much better rejects the statist oppressive patriarchy.

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Word of the day is

*noise that a comb makes when you run your finger down it* Used in a sentence: Did you hear that Leila and Maddie *noise that a comb makes when you run your finger down it* last night?