Old Walt Whitman and Borrowed Alcohol @one-more-for-the-road - Tumblr Blog

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i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

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this hit me hard as fuck

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I understand you on the deepest level humanly possible

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According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad

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ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re crying like bitch it’s 9:30 we just got here get up

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science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time

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The ride home takes less time because you already have memories of the locations you passed on the way there. When you take in a new memory your brains “slows down” to process it and write as much information as possible. When you’ve already experienced something it doesn’t have as much to remember.