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It's also not about him getting more money. That's a separate issue. It's about the (very clearly) inept and insecure way our information is being handled by people who have zero clearance and zero training in handling people's sensitive information.

The stupid will always deflect with a stupid reason why we shouldn't care about something important. Stay focused and keep pressing your goddamn congressional representatives.

animentality

cannibalchicken

christopher575

Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.

dykecostanza-deactivated2024112

she was so real for this

dungeonsncaptions

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Anderson Cooper: "That rumor- were that you had a male appendage. That you were a hermaphrodite. And you joked about it on the stage last night." Lady Gaga: "Maybe I do." Cooper, laughing: "But it- but it's interesting-" Lady Gaga: "Would it be so terrible?" Cooper: "But it's interesting, a lot of artists would immediately put out some sort of a statement saying that this is absolutely not true. You have fun with it." Lady Gaga: "Why the hell am I gonna waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis? My fans don't care and neither do I."

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capesandshapes

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

soloyoyquienmas

Despite not being a USA citizen, everyon has... no, MUST remember that the billionare Elon Musk has such a tiny, pathetic and childish ego, that he had the need to lie about being a hardcore epic gamer in Path of Exile 2, only to be caught red-handed as the hilarious sham that he is, and ban everyone who exposed him.

anarchopuppy

the doge meme is from 2013. its easy for dates in history books to get kinda blurry and to just print something like "the department of government efficiency was named after a popular meme at the time", but i think its important to record that musk named the agency that is illegally seizing our government after a joke so outdated that the dog in the picture has since died of old age

roach-works

he is regularly denounced by his adult and teenage children, who either block him online or are blocked by him. speaking of which, he posted weirdly sexual content while roleplaying as his own infant son.

accounts praising him are regularly discovered to be his sockpuppets. he blocks or threatens legal actions against those who expose his fake accounts. despite this, it happens every couple months.

he either paid his ex-wife to lie that he was good at videogames, or used her account himself to do so. she immediately followed up the lie with a separate tweet that just said 'sigh.'

he is a deeply pathetic man.

djungleskogs

it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.

pigswithwings

i love adding -style to adjectives. normalstyle. weirdstyle. gaystyle. this world is an art museum to me and me alone

pigswithwings

it is actually unfair the way some of u are funny as shit

thinking1bee

GOD BLESS PATTI LUPONE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT WITH HER ENTIRE CHEST 😭🫡

byjove

I think dudes who say shit like “I couldn’t love a child that wasn’t mine” shouldn’t have kids

byjove

“I could never be a stepdad because I could never love another man’s child” another man’s child? not your hypothetical wife’s child? you look at a kid and see another man’s fuck trophy instead of seeing a human being? I’m not sure you could successfully be a parent to your own biological child

depsidase

artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

soundcarvings

“That isn’t who I want to be so I will simply not become it” are words I repeat to myself often these days.

moniquill

Solidarity

snazzymolasses

For those who don't understand, EBT are food stamps (government money for buying food for low-income people). Because the money is from the government, it comes with horrific restrictions, one of which is you cannot buy "prepared" food with it. You can only buy raw chicken, not cooked chicken, for example.

This kitchen is getting around that stupid rule by selling you raw, unprepared chicken, and then charging your EBT account for raw, unprepared chicken.

Then as a side thing, totally unrelated, they cook the chicken for free. Since you bought raw chicken with the EBT, it's legal. There's no law against cooking people's raw chicken for free for them. That's just charity.

This kitchen is a blessing to anyone who doesn't have a kitchen of their own.