So much water, yet so little to drink

How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?

[did-you-know]

Attention Star Wars fans: you can buy a Lightsaber Umbrella. Source

[teesadutta]

[offbeatchina-blog]

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

[thegeek531]

WITCHCRAFT!!!

[d4c]

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

[marioclash]

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

[marioclash]

i was high as fuck last night

[alexrbaker-deactivated20200116]

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass.

[grawly]

[sra-foreveralone]

[treerings-sing]

[dynastylnoire]

Welp

[pleatedjeans]

[ruinedchildhood]

[biphoenix]

why do I get invited to kids parties

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

ME

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

dont mess with me bro i go onto youtube videos of horror games and comment “this games not even that scary”

[champagnewithpapi]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[sludgebat]

[cronusamporaofficial]

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

[sludgebat]

[stabble1234]

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

[sludgebat]

[lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat]

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

[sludgebat]

[alonelyangel6-blog]

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

[sludgebat]

[khajittink]

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

[sludgebat]

[conchiolin]

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

[sludgebat]