I Need A Life / I Have One Here

Mostly (only) a clusterfuck of fandom-related content and random shit, if ever. Perhaps even some of my own artsy stuff?

[luckygirlkdy]

We really went from "My Hero Academia" to "My Villain Academia" to "Keeping Up With The Todorokis" didn't we

[heroes-in-the-dark]

Todorokis just stole the series. Deku and Shigs can sit in the back seat for a few chapters — I need to watch this family drama unfold.

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[tsu-zie]

there is absolutely nothing funnier than this screenshot to me right now

[teathattast]

Throckmorton

[tredlocity]

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

[snoopingasusualisee]

Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks

[thats-so-roentgen]

Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.

Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.

Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.

So what do they do? They look for the dick.

You heard me correctly. The dick.

Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.

Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.

Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.

This had been a PSA.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

holy fucking shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Your cousin, Dick Pain Compass

[7-11thuniverse]

oh my god

[7thedisasterdyke]

What the fuck human anatomy

[queerpyrate]

Doc: “Where does it hurt?”

Throckmorton your skateboarding cousin:

[teathattast]

World heritage post

[yeah-asbestos]

oh my god Throckmorton

[unusual-and-strange]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[holic-user]

[nyanbinyuri]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

might fuck around & spend the rest of the day browsing pics of blow dried cows 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was a GLORIOUS idea with absolutely ZERO drawbacks 

[star-anise]

My favourite part of livestock exhibitions (save only the fancy poultry) is walking the cattle stalls and watching anxious 14-year-olds carefully grooming their fluffy cattle with shop-vacs.

[meprobs]

Someone take my photoshop away

[zer02hero]

No one should take your photoshop away I fuckin died when I read this. 

[yummy-soul]

oh god bobby in sunglasses

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

DEAN’S EARRING 

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love seeing modern atla fanart where toph is wearing all green. Because like. How would she know

It’s either

she has no idea because someone else buys all her clothes

she decided her favorite color is green for some reason. maybe someone described all the colors for her and she picked the one she liked best. maybe she just picked it at random

no matter what there’s always a funny explanation

[sabertoothwalrus]

[nyacat39]

If Dabi just always made up stories of how he got burned:

Twice: Heey Dabi. Buddy, pal... how'd you get so fucked up?

Dabi: I was drinking alcohol and then sneezed.

Twice: But how would that-

Dabi: *sneezes right then and purposely makes fire spark out*

Twice: OH!

...

Shigaraki: So... how did all that happen?

Dabi: Tried cooking a five course meal... didn't turn out to well.

...

Toga: How'd you get burned?

Dabi: I lost perfect skin privileges in the divorce.

Toga: YOU WERE MARRIED?!?!

Dabi: Not anymore.

...

Spinner: So what's the story with *gesturing to Dabi's burns*

Dabi: Same story as to why you're a lizard. I was born this way.

Spinner: Not a Lizard!

...

Mr. Compress: So, may I ask how you got so burned up?

Dabi: My father was never around to teach me how to shave. So I thought burning it would be a good idea. Good news, I never have to shave again.

...

Shigaraki: Okay so he got burned while cooking.

Twice: Wait what? I thought he got it while drinking.

Toga: No, No, NO he lost his skin privileges in the divorce!

Mr. Compress: He told me it was from learning to shave...

Spinner: Why did I get the boring story?!?!

Kurogiri: At least you didn't hear about the Grand Theft Ghost Rider story...

Everyone Else: The what?!?!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[sporesgalaxy]

had a dream that there was an episode of Danny Phantom where Vlad loses his cat and he immediately puts all his bullshit villainy on hold trying to find her and the longer it takes the more unhinged he gets

[faeriefountain]

a quick sketch of Princess Yue I’d like to flesh out and render into a full piece soon!! I love her. I wish i could leave a man to save a fish and become the moon incarnate 

[sketchdeath]

peak art is when u were like six and u scribbled all over ms paint and then carefully paintbucketed in all the different shapes in the scribbles to make “stained glass” 

[sketchdeath]

every1 look i made stain glass

[hollypunkers]

the first time Zuko hears his uncle saying his stupid “not many still cling to the ancient ways” bullshit code and hears Sokka say the reply “those who do can always find a friend” and he realizes Sokka got recruited for his uncle’s painfully embarrassing old man lotus club I think he’d need to lie down for a full afternoon and like punch a wall

[one-working]

How the fuck does 291 manage to be even more of a dumpsterfire holy-

[homochako]