A Childhood Keepsake

I’ve resurrected elsewhere in a new blog, but look back on my past self with kindness

[honted]

[seawitchkaraoke]

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

[happyheidi]

‘Opawlia’ by Susan Herbert (1945 - 2004)

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[funnelcloudd]

Actually if you’re riding in my passenger seat your job is to throw potatoes at people I decide I don’t like. Hey fuck that guy. Yeah go ahead and tuber that bitch.

[cyanparade]

Small Lady

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tumblr isn't a blogging website its a playground at lunch and we're all playing vampires and wizards and pirates and werewolves

[gaycism]

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[alphacrone]

idk if any young person needs to hear this but when you work at a job you absolutely can google anything you don’t know or ask someone for help. school has you conditioned to think you have to have everything memorized all the time but let me tell you. I am dumb as shit and I am great at my job because it’s not a test, it’s just work. the more resources you utilize the better.

[alphacrone]

I’m serious about this, I got out of school and thought life would be like a test where I had to have everything memorized and be smart all the time and then I got into the work force and was like. Oh everyone is stupid and google exists ok cool

[thepoisonroom]

yes i'm a hater yes i'm full of overwhelming love for humanity these things are not in conflict

[funnytwittertweets]

[important-animal-images]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[flowerinaflame]

Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain

[fruit-butt]

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

[garbagebagger-deactivated201812]

[remanence-of-love]

[papishanpoo-deactivated20150504]

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

[brunettes-n-sunsets]

why am I laughing so hard???!!!