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āalright letās get seriousā *sits back on an office chair as a potato*

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Love this professor Potatoš„š¤
āalright letās get seriousā *sits back on an office chair as a potato*
the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the memeās apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.
why are you like this
the way i am i will admitte makes little sence: i am a twitte. but who is werce- the crazy gal or she who kepes her as a pal?
why must you
i must becos this simpel meme is now my lyf, my waking dreme. if i should try to speke in prose the cow appears:
he liks my nose.
are you kidding me
i kid yu not. i shall not tire. to rime this way is my desire. the world may bern or floode insted: but iāll be here to lik some bred.
please stop
even your tags were in lik the bred format
i give up
this post has killed me
just yesterday the words above were sed by jess who has no loveĀ for any childe made up of rime. she may yet change. iāll give her tyme.Ā
Tags courtesy of @gehayi
If she thought 100 notes was a lotā¦wooooo boy howdy
ADHD culture is saying āwhat?ā when you heard the question someone asked you but⦠It didnāt fucking⦠Register⦠In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when theyāre talking because now youāre An Asshole⢠who understands
Someone: Hey what time is it?
Me: What?
Someone: Wha-
Me: Itās 3:20
This is actually a thing, while visual info takes 0.1 seconds to process, auditory infor can take 3 to 4 seconds to process, which is why you ask, and then actually hear the question because your brains only just processed it
My husband has ADHD and does this, and I hate repeating myself constantly. One thing that I feel has saved us from so much stress in our marriage is that Iāve just stopped repeating myself. After a while he caught onto what I was doing and stopped sayingĀ āwhatā over and over when I didnāt respond. Now occasionally heāll ask meĀ āwhat?ā when I said something because he actually didnāt hear me, and I will happily repeat myself for him, but most of the time I just say silent and let his brain compute what I said. So now our conversations go one of two ways:Ā
Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote? Him: What?? Me: *silence* Him: I left it on the couch.Ā
OrĀ
Me: Hey hon, where is the tv remote?Ā Him: What? Me: *silence* Him: Ok, I really didnāt hear you that time, what did you say? Me: *repeats question*
Even if you donāt have ADHD, I mean, auditory delay happens with a lot of people, not just ADHD folk. If you deal with it, try this approach with your friends and loved ones. It has helped us so much.Ā
I jokingly suggested something similar to my gf called the ā3 second ruleā. If i donāt respond in 3s, assume I really didnāt hear you.Ā Tho Im p good at just masking the processing time with UUhhhhHhHhh
Also pro tip for communicating with ADHD people: say the name of the person you want to talk to before you share your thought and wait for them to acknowledge you. That way if we are distracted or otherwise occupied you know can be sure are listening. We very well may still need to process, but it will greatly cut down on the number of times we genuinely didnāt hear a word you just said.
THAT LAST NOTE
PLEASE
I AM BEGGING
This is called APD, or āauditory processing disorderā. Itās very common in ADHDers, Iād say about 60% of ADHDers have APD (which is a subcategory of sensory processing disorder, a group of differences in the processing in the nervous system which are also common in ADHDers and autistic people especially).
Apart from those (roughly) 60%, even more ADHDers have differences in auditory processing that donāt quite meet the criteria for APD.
Tldr; the thing y'all are describing has a name, and if you want to learn more, you can message me/search it up. Hope this helps anyone who was wondering if this is ājust a you thingā!
YES to saying the personās name, PLEASE, I cannot TELL you how many times I check in in the middle of what someoneās saying because I didnāt realize they were talking to me, even when itās just them and me there, because APD. I wish I could get my wife to start things with my name or āsweetieā!
And itās fine to stop responding to āWhat?ā, but FFS, discuss it with the person, donāt just stop and wait for them to clue in on their own, thatās rude!
I would rather adjust my life to their absence, than adjust my boundaries to accomodate their disrespect.
READ THAT AGAIN!!!!
āLet someone love you just the way you are - as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe you must hide of all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark room.ā
ā Marc Hack
āI will never be good enough for everybody. But I am the best for someone who really appreciates me.ā
ā Unknown
Totally
be with someone who says
āletās fix this i canāt lose youā
āThe devil doesnāt come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything youāve ever wished for.ā
ā Tucker Max
āIām going to do what I want to do. Iām going to be who I really am. And Iām going to figure out what that is.ā
ā Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
I keep seeing this on facebook and the freemasons are reducing the image quality so I thought Iād upload it here and see
Ok Iām sorry but I need to know whats going on with some of these
Not sure about those top 2 but thereās a conspiracy theory that Finland is actually just open sea between Russia and Sweden and Russia allows Japan to fish in that sea as much as they want and they both made up Finland to prevent fishing regulations bc thereās no fishing regulations on dry land and the reason the trans Siberian railroad was built was to transport the fish from the Finnish sea to Japan.
The hollow earth one is much simpler some people just believe the earth is hollow
DISNEY + TRIVIA
SLEEPING BEAUTYĀ (1959) BEAUTY AND THE BEASTĀ (1991) TREASURE PLANETĀ (2002) FROZENĀ (2013) THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAMEĀ (1996) HERCULESĀ (1997) MOANA (2016) MULAN (1998) OLIVER & COMPANY (1988) ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)
Look at the seat reserved for Clarke, it's empty.. Clarke is not there..
And Lexa looks at Clarke's seat UNTIL THE LAST MOMENT as she goes to get her sword.. (I never realized she was staring in that seat before,, damn)
She will soon be in a death combat but her mind is in Clarke.. her eyes on that empty seat.. the only person there she wants to see is Clarke.. because she wants to see Clarke backing her.. because she wants to see Clarke trusting her.. because she wants to see just Clarke, the woman she loves.. and her eyes on that empty seat until the last moment (I want to hug her badly) (anyway)
And finally Clarke is coming.. she almost breaks crowd and comes out.. as if she felt that Lexa wanted to see her and waited for her, she comes hurriedly to Lexa..
Look how surprised Lexa was.. because she had no hope.. she may die soon but she doesn't care, time stopped for Lexa.. Because at that moment there's nothing between them but love...
Lexa: I'm glad you came.. (now I know you care about me)
Clarke: Me too.... ( I was care about you even while I wanted to kill you)
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit iāve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it tooĀ
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.Ā
āPathetic. Ā You canāt even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?ā
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more āwoahā
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is theĀ āI know itās the Metsā qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts withĀ āsorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUTā
Yāall have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
Theyā¦they just blew up a fucking birdā¦
Ballās dead. Birdās dead. Iām dead
No wonder Meghan Markle wants to leave UK
Since this post came back to life today, here's a few more comparisons
stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this
So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.
So.
Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.
this had me DYING
YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER
Yoooo..lol
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loudĀ
LMFAO ācauseee im a gummiee bearrrrā  ⩠⪠⫠⬠.
I almost peed on myself omfgššššš
I think about this video so much
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