Shit Show Live Baby

25 | I make myself chuckle on here | 18+

[womanguy]

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

[scintss]

THE Steve Harrington face™

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[dogpuppy]

[negatinginfinity-deactivated201]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[feyosha]

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

[snailtongue]

[tupacabra]

[despazito]

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[stardial]

*unskrinkies you*

[silentauroriamthereal]

[the-real-seebs]

the average rap battle has nothing on people who are still deeply in love after twenty years

[willgrahamscock]

what real suffering looks like

[callmeizukunotdeku]

you think you know suffering?

[willgrahamscock]

okay fine you have suffered more than Jesus

[pansyfemme]

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

[thebraveliltoastie]

im sorry but this is the funniest fucking tag i could have seen

[mysharona1987]

Omar El Akkad in his book One Day Everyone Will Have Been Against This.

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Federal workers are going off.

[mysharona1987]

Elon is worth $400 billion. He will likely become the first trillionaire in history.

He probably spends 50k to tip a disinterested waitress in a Las Vegas casino.

You can see the point of the anger.

[mysharona1987]

When they try to find problematic old tweets on Pedro Pascal.