Halla at the DJ

I am a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin on me

[oneflamingo]

this is for the tag

[898-deactivated20210515]

[oneflamingo]

lol hi

facetimeing with the almighty @hotwhiteguy and i was inspired to log in 

[oneflamingo]

yes hello it’s me again i’m here to find a musical theatre meme, google isn’t being helpful

[hustlerose]

some of you don’t understand that top/bottom are words to describe gay sex and it shows

[nct127s]

top/bottom ≠ dom/sub

[lobsterandskittles]

top/bottom =/= masc/femme

[monokuma-eats-sjws-for-breakfast]

Well. Thanks for bringing up gay sex at this time in the morning. I REALLY wanted to think about that. Guess I’m gonna have to have some craazy sex with my wife so I can get these images out of my  head!

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

well you’re gonna have to wait because i’m fucking your wife right now

[thebestoftumbling]

[unclefather]

Aren’t these for kegels

[nyctosaurid]

simba fighting scar is funny because i’d bet money on them being the two most malnourished lions for a 60 mile radius

[solanuma]

[alwaysbewoke]

[injuries-in-dust]

Check history, this is literally what the Nazis did!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[blssmjpg]

[dreamie]

[hitrecord]

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[oofpoetry]

I hope that in the future they invent a small golden light that follows you everywhere and when something is about to end, it shines brightly so you know it’s about to end. And if you’re never going to see someone again, it’ll shine brightly and both of you can be polite and say, “It was nice to have you in my life while I did, good luck with everything that happens after now.” And maybe if you’re never going to eat at the same restaurant again, it’ll shine and you can order everything off the menu you’ve never tried. Maybe, if someone’s about to buy your car, the light will shine and you can take it for one last spin. Maybe, if you’re with a group of friends who’ll never be together again, all your lights will shine at the same time and you’ll know, and then you can hold each other and whisper, “This was so good. Oh my God, this was so good.”

Iain Thomas, “The Light That Shines When Things End”  (via sharabiclub)

[jassmarie19]

Kids born between 1995 and 1998 are interesting because they fall somewhere between Gen X and Millenials cause they grew up on the tail end of left over 90s stuff but also were right there at the beginning of the 2000s and all that tech and innovation. They don’t really identify with, like, Nirvana being the voice of their generation, but they still hold onto the 90s nostalgia and remember a time before widespread Internet and dial up. 9/11 is like a distant memory but the ramifications are just an accepted part of life. They remember a time before iPhones and the economic collapse but much of the pop culture is too old for them. They’re an interesting transition group of kids that don’t really fit perfectly into either group. I just think that’s really interesting.

[standbackwasted]

selfies are so cool my kids are gonna be so into it like wouldn’t you kill for a selfie of your mom or your dad like a day when your mom felt pretty or a picture of her with her best friend like mostly the only pics we have of our parents are posed school photos or blurry film pictures of them as kids but how many actual pictures do you have of your mom? your grandparents? like the next generation of kids are gonna have pictures of their parents in every single stage of their life like my kids are gonna know what I looked like on march 8, 2015 theyre gonna know what i wore on Christmas when I was 19 and theyre gonna see a picture taken on their birthday 20 years before they were born and think it’s the coolest version of timehop there’s ever gonna be. they’re gonna notice the same striped shirt in all my selfies and be like wow mom you liked that shirt. like? how is that not the most remarkable thing you’ve ever heard

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

College is literally the best/worst time of your life. One minute you’re living it up with your friends, the next you have $3.00 and 4 exams.