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The cynicism doesn't stop here. 28, beloved owner of cats

[mikelogan]

STICK IT (2006) dir. Jessica Bendinger

Joanne, go do your independent study.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[blanketfortarchitect]

“Say hello Travis.”

“✨hello Travis 💅”

[yeahiwasintheshit]

lol fuck’em

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[hayley566]

She’s a sensitive soul

[shygirlacademy]

trying to find that “damn shawty that’s a lot of diagnoses” jumping dolphins lisa frank image. i need it. its relevant to me.

[onemistakeatatime]

[bipdf]

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

[theyflamefromdust]

[animusrox]

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[kyleblackpaw]

this automatically surpasses the harlem shake meme because instead of a smash cut they all organically hid

[magicratfingers]

Architect just really gave up on that side of the house

[sexybritishllama]

it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

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[sunou-kitsune]

Sponsored posts were a mistake it's allowed missionaries onto my dash

[cryoud]

[stricatul]

museums should be open till like midnight, i don't want to go to the club i want to go look at art or fossils.

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[sandersstudies]

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

[onemistakeatatime]

got a new tattoo today

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