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[fuckmelikeaquean]

A few of my fantasies…

1. Pay for an escort to surprise my baby. 2. Take him to a brothel and watch him fuck everyone there. 3. Bring girls home and fuck them and send him pictures of what he’s missing whilst he’s at work. 4. Couple swap. 5. FFM threesomes aplenty. 6. MMF bisexual threesome, watch my baby get fucked in the ass whilst I suck his dick. Watch my baby suck dick, mmm. 7. Orgy. 8. Any kind of group sex, kind of vague but mmm. 9. Swingers club, obviously. 10. Get a big group of girls to get in a line and bend over for my baby and watch him fuck them one by one. 11. Sex outdoors, anywhere and everywhere. 12. MMMF group sex. I want all my holes filled up. 13. Whore fetish – get paid for sex. 14. Whore fetish – let my baby use me in anyway he wants in a cheap seedy hotel for the night. 15. Whore fetish – stand on a street corner and wave down a client. 16. Take my baby to a strip club and watch him get a lap dance. 17. Make my baby and his cuckcake breakfast after they share our bed for the night and I sleep on the sofa. 18. Get tied up and fucked really hard. 19. Get tied up and teased. 20. Get tied up and teased whilst my baby fucks another women right next to me. 21. Eat my babies cum out off his cuckcake’s pussy. 22. Tie my baby up and fuck him in the ass with a strap on. 23. Be spit roasted. 24. Spit roast my baby with dildo/ another man/two men. 25. Be fucked by a couple. 26. Make friends with a couple who like to swing. 27. Make friends with anyone who likes to swing. 28. Make love to my baby and tell him how happy he makes me. 29. Tell my baby I think I’m falling in love with him.

fuckmelikeaquean

[cheekybunnygirl]

It has to be one of the hottest things ever when Daddy tells me how much he loves my pussy and how perfect it is 😍

[lolltea]

Very true 🙂😍😍

~Princess

[chadleymacguff]

[thetalkingleadstotouching]

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

[garrett-hawkes]

Love at first sight? Tired, boring.

Love at first assassination attempt? Spicy

[iguanamouth]

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

I will never not reblog this little cutie

[the-affectionate-boy]

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

[boo-ni]

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD SOCK BLANKET

[mcdannoangelwolf]

I love this so much.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Protec the bb dragon and their hoard

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

Compilation of weird trees 

[lierdumoa]

Compilation of forest spirits

[boatsthatfly]

an old Soviet “Walking Excavator”

[kasaron]

This is some dieselpunk ass shit.

And I’m here for it.

[greatnorthernofficial]

the rust… the light mist… the fucking walking machine… the pure Soviet of it… absolutely incredible 

https://youtu.be/Y4quSym2wbk

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

Russian Jawas go hard

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[onemoretime766]

@gingerwithatophat

[cutest-animals-here]

[ru-ru-ru-ru-rupauldragrace-blog]

Is that Rupaul

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

[unclefather]

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

[unclefather]

Her mom also told me that she “does this all the time”

[mockwa]

[viola-and-chill]

sing us a song you’re the piano man

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[mundosinsentido-deactivated2019]

[unfaggy]

[marvelsmostwanted]

[made-of-mucury-blog]

I just wanna be your little baby

 hold me and rub my back

Tell me to take a nap when I seem a little fussy

Shush me and whisper soothing words in my ear when I get scared

Hold my hand everywhere we go so I don’t get lost

Fill my sippy cup/baba with my favorite drink (milkies always)

Pop my paci in my mouth when you find me sucking my thumb

wipe my face gently when I get done eating

brush my hair before nini time 

kiss my forehead

call me your precious little baby

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.