totally not a fish

any and all pronouns || hetalia is my personal milk-marinated webkinz that i like to suck on when i'm upset || #1 nedcan truther (self-proclaimed)

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

[desk-drawerr]

By popular demand: He eat a Wawamelon

[tsoibert]

TSOI. TSOI THIS IS CRAZY. OH MY DAYS. OK. SO. CANADAS ANNIVERSARY ART RIGHT? HE HAS TULIPS IN HIS BOUQUET. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

OHHHH MY GOSHHHHHH??? LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOOOOOO my day just got infinitely better <3333333

Thank you for bringing this to my attention anon, may your pillow be nice and chilly tonight <3

[kuehmiyue]

[euforri]

that one hima drawing…

[arkclam]

I have 2 sides

[dalniente]

it is honestly amazing how much of writing and editing is just. logistics. like... do i use a name here or a pronoun? if i move this dialogue tag to the middle of this line and break it in half, does the end of the line hit harder that way? what if i move the tag to the front? what if i remove it entirely? ...wait, whose point of view am i in; can i reasonably say this character is appalled, or must i say they look or seem or sound appalled? is this a deliberate action or a step-removed one; is her hand closing on his shoulder, or is she closing her hand on his shoulder? environment environment environment, we need to break all this dialogue up with some narration, the scene is coming untethered. what! are! they doing! with! the rest of their bodies that are not hands! fuck fuck fuck FUCK i forgot we covered this two chapters ago and now i either need to cut this whole chunk or find a reason to reprise the conversation from earlier. name or pronoun? name or pronoun? name or pronoun? move this clause around in this sentence? oh i'll add this phrase-- nope, never mind, past!me added the same phrase two lines down. okay, if i add too much environmental narration it's going to take away from this bit, but not enough and it won't feel grounded. what if i move this to its own line? where the FUCK are their hands?

[angelumcaedis]

couldn’t not preserve this tag @spottedenchants

[tsoibert]

2026 Calgary Stampede Poster ft Louise, Michael and @onesingularfish’s Alberta oc Amber! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIN, I had so much fun working on this piece and I wish you all the best <3

[euforri]

1523

[tsoibert]

I don’t care about the World Cup anymore I’m gonna be honest with you guys

HARRY KANE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU HARRY KANE SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

translations below the cut

“Well, that’s done. I can take this off now”

“That’s the sound of Mexican hospitality!”

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[onesingularfish]

[tsoibert]

the netherlands cooked sweden over an open fire in their most recent game just like canada did to qatar do you see where im going with this🥹🥹✌️✌️✌️ nedcan in the wild. they will be congratulating each other like CRAZZZYYYYY even if it's just over the phone at you seeing my vision..

HELLO TWIN YES I see the vision 🙏🙏🙏🙏it was nice while it lasted </3

the Dutch are out so Mattie needs to send a nice comforting voice message or sm instead smh

[ashafox]

Doodles

[tsoibert]

yall am I tripping or is there a non-zero chance we get nedcan in the world cup

[onesingularfish]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK—MYy YAOI!!!!! 💔😭

[ladybrainrot]

Smile for the portrait, Norge.

[ladybrainrot]

DenNor be upon ye