Kisnin

Blacksmith, Welder, Snowman. Leader of the ARMA 3 unit "Fridge Company" Metalhead Cowboy Viking bit of a berserker Lord of the Underworld, Wolflord of the Great North, Terror of the Five Lakes, Scourge of the Legion, The Snow Prince, King of the Wolves, and Son of the Bear and the Owl. Techbros shot on site. 24 23

[kisnin]

Fridge Company Cadence, based on the ODST Cadence (Tags are a basic intro)

Northman, Snowman, where you been!?

(Northman, Snowman, where you been!?)

Feet first into hell and back again!

(Feet first into hell and back again!)

When I die, please bury me deep!

(When I die, please bury me deep!)

With an M16 down by my feet!

(With an M16 down by my feet!)

Don't cry for me, don't shed no tears!

(Don't cry for me, don't shed no tears!)

Just pack my box with breakfast gear!

(Just pack my box with breakfast gear!)

Cuz one early morning, 'round zero five!

(Cuz one early morning, 'round zero five!)

The ground will rumble, they'll be lightning in the sky!

(The ground will rumble, they'll be lightning in the sky!)

Don't you worry, don't come undone!

(Don't you worry, don't come undone!)

It's just my ghost on a Coffee run!

(It's just my ghost on a Coffee run!)

Sing two, three, four indeed!

(Sing two, three, four indeed!)

1st Minnesota, Fridge Company!

(1st Minnesota, Fridge Company!)

Northman, Snowman, where you lyin'!?

(Northman, Snowman, where you lyin'!?)

Born early mornin', sun didn't shine!

(Born early mornin', sun didn't shine!)

Average day, minus twenty-five!

(Average Day, minus twenty-five!)

Mama's love done kept me alive

(Mama's love done kept me alive)

Daddy's hand gonn' be my guide!

(Daddy's hand gonn' be my guide!)

Old Man Winter by my side

(Old Man Winter by my side)

I've done walked through Northern Woods!

(I've done walked through Northern Woods!)

Marched on cruise in Brooklyn's Hoods!

(Marched on cruise in Brooklyn's Hoods)

White, Red, Black, or Tan!

(White, Red, Black, or Tan!)

We are children of Northern Lands!

(We are children of Northern Lands!)

Sing two, three, four indeed!

(Sing two, three, four indeed!)

First Minnesota, Fridge Company!

(First Minnesota, Fridge Company!)

[andhumanslovedstories]

I think in Resident Evil 4 and other such video games where you absolutely just blast your way thru your problems, every two hundred kills or so, Leon should remark to himself, “I have shot so many people in the head today.” Then go right back to blasting. Anyway I just got a scope for my beefy rifle that lets me snipe people from a billion feet away. Used it to one shot a guy who never knew I was in his zip code. The satisfaction I felt watching his head explode was so intense that it felt unethical. Then I took money from that guy’s dead body and took it to the merchant to make my gun even better.

[kisnin]

RE4 (Specifically the remake here) is strangley unique for me because its one of the few AAA games I have directly interacted with that has moments where slapping a 4x on a rifle wouldn't be to insane, but these come so few and far inbetween that I'll have adjusted just enough to having to play Bullet Sponge Simulator as compared to ARMA 3 that I'll fuck up the shot and doubletap.

Of course, it still suffers from the curse of Automatics Shoot Spitballs, Anything With A Bolt Action Can Kill A God, The Two Foot Lethal Shotgun, Tossing Away The Reloadable Rocket Launcher, and Chekov's Rocket Launcher, though avoids Shrodinger's Guidance System.

[combeauferre]

what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

[felysha]

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

[felysha]

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

[kradeelav]

i know things are hella grim in the nsfw/kink art circles especially in the last year --

but I'm hearing there's a NSFW-friendly ko-fi alternative built on atproto that's actively in the works, and being vetted by lawyers right now. as torrent-princess (OP) says, you should be able to swap out payment processors while keeping your account intact. this matters since even if stripe removes support, you'll still have a shop and all of your links intact. (ATproto is an infrastructure that bsky is built on, but is far bigger than bsky with far more opportunities.)

additionally, the Free Speech Coalition is working on a credit union specifically for adult work (including kink art) - here's the link so you can add your interest & support. Since this will be built by sex workers, there'll be far less risk of being debanked for spurious and puritanical reasons.

on a domain TLD level, there's an initiative here for a .furry domain built from the ground up by seasoned furries; it's unclear whether they'll support NSFW, but it's yet another promising turn of events for a group that's been similarly affected by censorship.

there are friends and allies out there helping to build a working parallel infrastructure. keep being vocal, keep supporting these initiatives when it's possible, and keep supporting your nsfw/kink artists. ♥

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[kisnin]

therapists in media: calm, professional, well dressed

my therapist: in comfy clothes with a giant fuzzy blanketm, hugging her dog and telling me about her tattoos as i share my plans for my own

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[kisnin]

@asteroidtroglodyte inducting psychic damage to you, dearest mutaul. I was 10 when this post was made

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[headspace-hotel]

This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.

Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"

[kisnin]

The head of the American Occupation Force Altis told me the insurgents keep wiping out his garrisons and retreating without tactically occupying the ground so I asked how many garrisons he has and he said he just deploys a new one with the fancy teleporter they can only use when the insurgents can't see the area so I said it sounds like he's just feeding the insurgents weapons with extra steps and then his Quartermaster started crying.

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You: [obviously having a bad day]

Me: [just fucking. Swaddles you]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Behold an Illustration thus:

[ramblin-tiger]

Ok shelob.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Y’all ever play Limbo?

[hug-your-face]

@asteroidtroglodyte I LOVED that game and I didn't even realize that the spider was just... swaddling me.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

spider Silk perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Silk swattle. Swaddle Baby In Spider Silk. no problems ever in Silk Cuccoon because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. A spider Silk Cocoon yes a place for a baby put baby in spider swaddle can trust silk for giveing good love to baby. friend spider

[depsidase]

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know