OneTinyDumpling

The tiniest of dumplings, the biggest of hearts. Constantly nerding out about books, movies, and music. Also in too many fandoms.

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Hear me out nirashiya shippers but AU where chishiya hits his head or some shit or gets into a car crash and gets amnesia and wakes up and cant remember who Niragi is and they have to refall in love and also Chishiya just suddenly speaks French and that’s all he knows how to speak after his accident

(This could also work with Chirisu btw the thing that matters is that chishiya only knows French)

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Update but I attempt to write this with Nirashiya except my writing skills are low-key buns even though my college degree is gonna be in writing RIP ME

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How much hair would a Nirashiya baby have

I think it would be funny to have the classic one strand of curly hair on top of an otherwise bald headed baby

Also who’s getting pregnant

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I’m thinking about Nirashiya baby again cause I like Nirashiya and I like babies; anyways, realistically I think if these two had a baby it would be like the most dangerous baby ever and probably the most cunning child. Like you have Chishiya who’s like smart af and like really lucky and basically is an excellent strategist and then you have Niragi who also is pretty good at strategy(although you see this more in manga) and also like, is really good with a gun anyways this baby would grow up to literally be so smart but so dangerous

I mean, I guess we could also say that like, Chishiya and Niragi are both psychopaths so like, I guess their child would be a chill psychopath I dunno anyways

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every since I was a little girl, I always knew I had an unhealthy obsession with yaoi

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Danganronpa where everything stays the same except Hajime is called Jimmy by Nagito

Hajimmy

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Alternatively, you have a headcanon where Nagito always says “Hi Jimmy” to greet Hajime and he does it in that like, smartass tone and it pisses Hajime off

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How much hair would a Nirashiya baby have

I think it would be funny to have the classic one strand of curly hair on top of an otherwise bald headed baby

Also who’s getting pregnant

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Guys listen up listen up I fell down the rabbit hole of Japanese actors tonight cause I keep thinking about Ayumi Tanida in AIB and how they actually made him kinda FINE(argue with the wall idc I’m gonna admit this shit) and just thinking about how he’s so slept on anyways I found out about Tokyo Vice from 2022 with ANSEL ELGORT?!!!! And Sho Kasamatsu oh my lord Sho Kasamatsu do be fine as hell in that show I think I found a new Japanese actor to be obsessed with; also Sho was in Mamushi??? Which I rewatched just to see him and oh my lord him and Megan Thee Stallion in the same piece of media I was reminded how gay I am

(And also Ayumi Tanida is in Tokyo Vice but like, with hair and like looks even more good; also yeah guys I know he’s like an old man whatever get out of my face)

I’m just a girl guys lemme appreciate hot Asian men(even if they are way older than me😭😭😭) I might have to delete this later argue with the fucking wall I need to find people who think the same as me

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This has to do with Tokyo Vice again but not only did I discover Sho Kasamatsu and Ayumi Tanida, but there’s also Hideaki Ito???!!!! Who btw, Hideaki Ito apparently is a certified pyrotechnician too which is just like what the fuck.

They’re all so old though, Hideaki and Ayumi are like 50😭😭😭😭god I could have been a hot Asian dude fuck my life

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Danganronpa where everything stays the same except Hajime is called Jimmy by Nagito

Hajimmy

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Three different fandoms in like twenty minutes and thoughts right off the dome let’s get it

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Hear me out: we give all the Danganronpa characters who don’t already have English names, English names for fun

Specifically thinking about Goodbye Despair cause I love Goodbye Despair

(mostly just because I’m overtired and was like “what if Hajime had an English name and was being made fun of and then it could be HA, Jimmy.”)

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stage 1 of liking media: yeah this thing is pretty good!

stage 2 of liking media: haha remember when blorbo bleepus did that thing that was so funny

stage 3 of liking media: huh this one song is kind of blorbo bleepus… if you think about this other song is also kind of blorbo bleepus

stage 4 of liking media: blorbo bleepus is really interesting… here’s a sensible analysis post

stage 5 of liking media: FUCK. THE CHARACTER. THE CHARACTER IM HAVING A CHARACTER ATTACK

stage 6 of liking media: well let’s see what ao3 has to offer!

stage 7 of liking media: everything goes on my character playlist. this song with no lyrics is about blorbo bleepus exploding a building and looking really cool. if this lyric was an entirely different sentence it would fit perfectly

stage 8 of liking media: who wants to hear about these characters new pronouns and mobility aids

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Remembered during work that Day from Legend by Marie Lu is your stereotypical blond haired blue eyed white boy which nothing wrong with that it’s just WHY BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES I CRY

This was always my gripe about country songs; just the fact that all the girls that the guys would be singing about had blond hair and blue eyes

(Anyways, no hate to white boys I swear)

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ALICE IN BORDERLAND MANGA SPOILERS:

I wish they would have kept Enji’s fake eye in the live action series I feel like that would have been so cool and in a way make his death more impactful since in the manga he CHOOSES to end his own life

Correct me if I’m wrong I low-key suck at reading comprehension

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Big giant collab between a bunch of AIB writers/fans where we collectively figure out and write down and describe all the number card games and face card games that the show and/or manga never addressed

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You guys should be glad that I didn’t read Legend by Marie Lu when I was twelve or however old I would’ve been when it came out because I would have been a MENACE june and day would have low-key been my bi awakening

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It pains my little heart that I’ll never be able to be a hot badass Asian man who also happens to be tall af and intimidating af on god aura for real

Yeah this is kinda how I realized I wasn’t straight and cis teehee

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Me realizing I have a type in fiction and it’s evil/toxic people who happen to have an insane face card

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Me tempted to watch Tokyo Vice just for the Japanese cast👀👀👀👀I’ve never heard of any of them fr fr but they all do be pretty

Idc about Ansel Elgort gimme more of the Japanese cast